Zoom Survey: Who Does Trump Love More …. ?

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Ha, faked you out a bit, and I do apologize. We are not going to have a survey because the moment you see the question, you’ll see there is no need.

But I do need to explain. We have taken some serious matters quite seriously lately, appropriately so. It is just as appropriate to occasionally not take ourselves as seriously.

To that end, Jimmy Kimmel asked an excellent question last night. Who does Trump love more, Kim Jung Un or Melania?

See? That is a ridiculous survey question – or a joke – because the obvious answer is C) Himself, even though you were not provided that option, it IS the obvious answer. Too obvious, you don’t get a survey. πŸ™‚

So easy.

People in love with other people, especially newlyweds expecting their only child, do not have sex with porn stars they just met twenty minutes ago. At least, that is my understanding, and just trust me on this, my wife agrees.

Moreover, a person in love does not allow his partner to practice shooting missiles toward him, and then sort of forgive and forget. No, not without a discussion, perhaps counseling. Just “forgiving and forgetting” isn’t love, it is more indicative of a relationship based on convenience, desperation, sex, or a need to win a Nobel prize because a former significant other did.

But, really, the only answer is all too easy. It is C, because the only thing Trump loves is himself, and his “thing.” And though it’s not a big thing, it does have big ramifications. Seriously.

Why does Kimmel pay people so much to write jokes? This is like shooting tuna in a cup.


Peace, y’all. Be good to each other, smile once in a while.



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Robert Burnett
Robert Burnett

Trump loves Trump! Everything and everyone else is just a tool in his wicked, worthless life.


I’m really wondering how you can’t see how foolish this is.

Who did Obama love more, Michelle or Hassan Rouhani?

“Speaking on Saturday in Germany, former president Barack Obama may have set a new record for narcissism, reportedly mentioning himself almost 400 times in a 90 minute speech. Obama’s reported 392 references in 90 minutes would average out to roughly 4.4 times a minute, or referring to himself roughly once every fifteen seconds.”

You don’t get to be President without narcissism issues.

I don’t think donnie is capable of loving anyone including himself. If he liked himself, he would not act the way he does. I have asked before what happened when he was a child to cause his behavior now. He constantly needs to feel adored, loved etc. He surrounds himself with people who are dedicated to him. He attacks people who he feels are smarter, stronger and more loved than him. Thus his hatred for President Obama, all women and basically everyone else. He admires but fears strong dictators like Putin and UN. Do they remind him of his dad?