‘You’re Damn Fortunate’ Jeff Sessions Straightens Donald Trump Out

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The cowardly lion finally realized that courage was taking action whether you were afraid or not, and apparently the Keebler elf has come to the same conclusion. Jeff Sessions must have decided what the hell did he have to lose, except his senate seat, so he took on Donald Trump, after Trump lashed out at him on Twitter earlier in the day and endorsed his opponent Tommy Tuberville.

I wish Sessions would expound a bit on how he “protected” the rule of law. I thought this was a parody account when i read that. And it’s a waste to breath to say one more time that the Mueller report did anything but exonerate Trump. “While this report does not conclude that the president committed a crime it also DOES NOT EXONERATE HIM” were Mueller’s exact words. We’ve screamed that into the night for so long now, to no avail. Exoneration is GOP doublespeak for impeached and that’s how it will stay.

But on the positive side of the coin, Sessions is showing some spunk. This is better than sending out mailers saying 22 times that Sessions is supported by Trump and in turn is Trump’s #1 supporter himself.

It will be interesting to see if Trump gets engaged in this primary, especially since he’s far more worried about how Kelly Loeffler’s tanking is going to bring him down in Georgia and he’s already taking on water in Arizona, where Mark Kelly is double digits ahead of Martha McSally. As stated previously, let the two Republi-rats eat each other and at the end of the day, let’s hope that Doug Jones is still standing. That’s all that matters.

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David Bishop
David Bishop

Sessions may have wanted to use alliteration, as in ‘effing’ fortunate, instead of ‘damn fortunate’ but he settled for grammatically recusing himself.