I try to share a collection of puns/dad jokes, cool photos, religious/Jewish jokes, etc.
On days like today, perhaps you are like me, makes the rest of the crap go down.
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $1.2 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 Celsius.
Confronted with the same problem, the Israelis used a pencil
Marcy asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have Shabbas dinner with her and meet her parents. Since this is such a big event, Marcy tells her boyfriend that, after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, Issac, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never been with a woman before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about a half hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and making love. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many contraceptives he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, Issac shows up at Marcy’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!” Issac goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated.
Issac quickly offers to say a prayer and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, Marcy leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious!” Issac turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.
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