When there’s truth in comedy, you just have to go with it. This is pure, unadulterated hilarity.
Michael Cohen: Trump and Don Jr ate a baby, it's on tape
Trump: I wasn't there when Don Jr ate that baby
Giuliani: Trump hires terrible lawyers
Evangelicals: Joseph in the Bible ate a baby
Deplorables: WHAT ABOUT ALL THE PEOPLE HILLARY KILLED
Maggie Haberman: it was only one baby
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) July 27, 2018
Sessions: The baby was an illegal brown baby, if it didnt want to get eaten it’s shouldn’t have come here illegally.
— Elly Eskenazi (@EllyEskenazi) July 28, 2018
That baby was born on Obama’s watch! Blame him!
— Otto Titsling (from Beaches) (@OttoTitsling) July 28, 2018
Gym Jordan: We talked about eating babies all the time in the locker-room.
Devin Nunes: Was it a brown baby?
Kimberly Guilfoyle: Anyone want a dick pic of the baby?
Dershowitz: Eating a baby isn't necessarily a crime.@RepMattGaetz: I'll drink to that.
— Coach Reggie Dunlop (@ChiefsHeadCoach) July 27, 2018
#satire Respectfully, you got Dershowitz wrong:
IMO, he might say, "Eating a baby could be a crime UNLESS it is done by POTUS.
— UnFakeViews (@ViewsNotFake) July 27, 2018
Ivanka: Here's my plan to help & support the eaten babies
Fox News: There are too many babies, someone needs to eat them. Donald Trump is a hero who is saving us from being infested by hoards of babies
Sarah Sanders: Baby eating is established practice & not illegal
— Serena Howlett (@UROCKlive1) July 28, 2018
Fox news: Deranged left obsessed with President Trump's eating habits.
— Rainer Hohn (@BmfTaB) July 28, 2018
Sometimes you have to just laugh at the insanity.
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