You thought that the flag hugging was embarrassing, wait until you see Donald Trump on coronavirus steroids shift the position of his girth from side to side and make disco gestures — I mean what can I say? Jackie Gleason was as big as Trump but he was graceful and he could dance.
I can’t wait to see the Lincoln Project spin on Trump tripping the light fantastic — or maybe the light fantastic is tripping him. As the poet said, “Oh, would someone the giftie gie us, to see ourselves as others see us.” And you know, Trump thinks he’s 25 and weighs 150 lbs. and is at Studio 54 right now. Mr. Cool. Now you know one reason he has to pay for his women.
With apologies to your ears. Especially if you're a parent. pic.twitter.com/n68X0iL19x
— KevinlyFather 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇲🇼🇸🇿 (@KevinlyFather) October 17, 2020
And if you want to know why he hates Obama, here is reason number 1,000,000,000,000 — you get the idea.
Here's the antidote to that painful thing: pic.twitter.com/aSbKhqu4W0
— GeneralTARFU (@GeneralTARFU) October 18, 2020
My father has dementia, this is how he moves too.
— Line Dumont (@LineDumont71) October 17, 2020
— Larissa Chapman (@lalalarissa__) October 17, 2020
I thought it was auditions for the tin man pic.twitter.com/Afi9vc4zN4
— Wear A Mask 😷 (@StewartTC) October 18, 2020
I guess it’s easier to do when you’re at Jeffrey Epstein’s place, flying on rails of coke.