Hard Right Trump-supporting radicals at the Washington Free Bacon have named Dumb Jr as their 2019 Man of the Year. (Seriously the article is hilarious — this is its internet archive link). It is the second time these Republicans have named an idiot man of the year. Last year they named the perverted idiot Charlie Kirk their man of the year.
These Republicans who were originally behind the Fusion report have come along way down the road of Trump cult worship.
The Beacon reports Dumb Jr’s birth was almost miraculous, claiming that in 1977 Ivana “delivered unto this earth” a child who would become one of the most promising political and literary talents of his generation. (Dumb is so talented that during the Mueller investigations it was determined that he was so severely mentally republican he could not be prosecuted, a standard normally applied only to those with an IQ of less than 70).
They also claim Dumb had a hard life. You could never understand the hardship of growing up as Trump, son of what they call “perhaps the most formidable business tycoon and political genius of the modern era”.
Trump Sr has a record of Conservative business successes going back to the New Jersey Generals, Trump Airlines, the Trump Taj Mahal casino, the Trump Marina casino, the Trump Plaza casinos, the riverboat casino in Indiana, and “Trump: The Game, Trump University and of course his charity which was used to steal money from cancer-stricken children and military veterans. The perfect model for a conservative businessman in the modern era.
Dumb Jr supposedly inherited Trump’s “good looks (he looks more like Paul Manafort) stamina (he needs help and laser guidance to shoot a rare sheep), intellect (he may be intelligent for a Trump), and a taste for “beautiful women” (is this where we ask about his affairs, his divorce, his associations with convicted pedophile Ralph Shortey and links to the shady TPUSA. You know all that good conservative morality thing).
The Beacon goes on
But it was not the besieged president who performed the single most epic act of lib ownership in 2019. It was his eldest and most handsome son.
One can only marvel at the poetic genius required to trigger the libs by writing a book called Triggered that inevitably ends up topping the New York Times bestseller list. But that’s exactly what Don Jr. did
Putting your name to ghostwritten garbage is hardly Shakespearean in its genius, especially when you are triggered by a decision of CBC to cut Don sr out of Home Alone 2 (a decision taken in 2014).
Don Jr. Calls CBC 'Pathetic' for Cutting His Father out of Home Alone 2 https://t.co/UFAO3EIU0s
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) December 27, 2019
I do have to say one thing for their man of the year. Given the current crop of Trump’s MAGAt followers, Dumb Jr represents their pinnacle of intelligence. The Beacon is right about that.
Season’s greetings everyone. Here’s to a great 2020 where we throw these asses into jail.