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Michael Thielen / Flickr

A little bit ago, I heard Nicolle Wallace read a comment uttered by America’s Funniest Home Attorney, Mikey “The Mope: Cohen. It sounded vaguely familiar to me, but I couldn’t place it. So, I did what I always do in these situations, I started thinking about when was the last time I actually saw my toes, aid it popped right on in there. Tell me if I’m the only one who sees the similar swaggering cockiness of these two comments;

“Hey, I’m not going to just roll over here.”   Michael Cohen to friends

“I’ve got this thing here, and it’s fucking golden. And I’m not going to just fucking give it away for nothing!”   Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich

I wonder if Blago is following the chronicles of his current day iteration closely from his federal cell? There is just one major difference in their situations surrounding these comments. Blagojevich was acting solely for his own benefit, there was nobody else he could rat out for a better deal. As a result, he’ll hear on the phone about his children graduating from high school. Michael Cohen does indeed have “something golden,” and there’s no reason to believe that he’s “just going to fucking give it away.” But if Michael Cohen is actually willing to tape pictures of his kids in their graduation gowns to his cell wall, then he’s even dumber than anything he’s showed so far.

He’ll flip. And when he does, then it’s Bedtime for Donzo.

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