U.S. Department of Agriculture / Flickr mitch mcconnell...
U.S. Department of Agriculture / Flickr

If you’re just now tuning in, previously on Trump Wars, the senate majority leader and the titular president, aka The Tortoise and The Hair were not getting along:

But then lo and behold, the earth must have passed through a cloud of fairy dust during the night because Donald Trump informed one and all that , “We have been friends for a long time and probably now—despite what we read—we are probably now, I think, at least as far as I’m concerned, closer than ever before, the relationship is very good. We are fighting for the same thing.” McConnell did his bit and dutifully chimed in, “We are together totally on this agenda to move America forward.”

Twitter had a different view of this Rose Garden love fest:

Faustian bargains can be a real bitch, eh what, Mitch?

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