Republican Rep. Jim Jordan is a god-awful human being. His positioning on the House Intelligence Committee during the impeachment hearings is a mystery in as much as he’s dumb and has nothing but enormous skeletons in his own closet. There are the numerous lawsuits and allegations that while an assistant wrestling coach at Ohio State University, Jordan knew about multiple young men being sexually assaulted and molested by Dr. Richard Strauss.
However, the GOP seems to want to find the most craven and shameless of the Republican reps available to spin their wheels, since an actual defense of Trump’s actions surrounding the Ukraine eludes them. But, Jordan has a grotesque quality of speaking fast, saying nothing, and then acting like he’s smugly made a point. It’s a delusional quality that has kept him upright these past many years as he internally rationalizes being such a coward to those he perceives to be good for his career.
But for all of Rep. Jordan’s bluster and fast-talking bullshit, most of the American public knows that he is a man that allowed younger men to be molested and raped by his coworker. He turned a blind eye to protecting the young people he was charged to tutor and help become adults. He’s a coward and a liar. No less than three hashtags have been trending today, all referring to Jordan. #GymJordan and #Mr. Jordan and #Rep. Jordan, are filled with nothing but the facts about Jim Jordan.
Let’s go take a look.
Don’t play the drinking game where you drink every time you think a witness wants to tell Rep. Jordan to go F-himself.
“As I testified, Mr. Jordan…” is the classiest way I’ve ever heard someone say, “Listen, shit burger.” #ImpeachmentHearings
— Brine That Turkey (@carolrhartsell) November 13, 2019
— Jordan Coburn (@jordansconfused) November 13, 2019
As I testified, Mr. Jordan = Bitch, did I stutter?
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 13, 2019
And don’t think we don’t know what Jordan’s job is on this committee.
Mr. Jordan was promoted to the Intelligence Committee because he's an expert on looking the other way when crimes are committed.
— Carlos Garcia (@CarGar94) November 13, 2019
— Heather Whaley (@HeatherWhaley) November 13, 2019
And how about the Jim Jordan charm?
In a perfect world:
Chairman Schiff: The chair suggests Mr. Jordan, the gentleman from Ohio, switch to decaf.
— James s haley (@Jamesshaley1) November 13, 2019
You have 5 minutes, Mr. Jordan. pic.twitter.com/X1A1N1eR8B
— Phil Goldstein (@pgold1230) November 13, 2019
— j-buggie (@WashingtonCuts) November 13, 2019
Ambassador Taylor during Mr. Jordan questioning. pic.twitter.com/6CCCMwzUW0
— SistaCitizen (@SistaCitizen) November 13, 2019
— LadySpark (@LadySpark4) November 13, 2019
And a reminder.
— Sherry Lucich (@Comixgrrl) November 13, 2019
And how is the master tactician Jordan doing?
Republican: I yield my screaming time to the gentleman from Ohio.
Jim Jordan: HUROSIBDJWBEHCOVEREDNFBUPHH …
Ambassador Taylor: Uh, Mr. Jo…
Jordan: HDSEXUALJJAHSSHABUSEHDBATJJDJEJOHIOBRJFJUGUSISTATEGXJISI IT…
Adam Schiff: Your time is up, Mr…
Jordan: HHSGGGGFH VTT HHI
— Suzanne Davis (@SoozieCuzie) November 13, 2019
Here comes Gym Jordan, the GOP cover up specialist.
His big defense of Trump:'Bill Taylor is wrong.'
Not sure that's gonna cut it. #ImpeachmentHearings
— Grant Stern (@grantstern) November 13, 2019
Gym Jordan is the best they’ve got. Let me repeat that: Gym Jordan is the best they’ve got.
— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) November 13, 2019
And how does the collective unconscious feel?
I wish Mr. Jordan would just shut up. pic.twitter.com/mGsrwhxj5e
— Malinda Turner (@gagameg1) November 13, 2019
Are you watching this shit show? After Trump is impeached, they need to get rid of a few more politicians. Mr. Jordan is an angry evil little man.
— Cathlin Raney (@CathlinRaney) November 13, 2019
"I'd be happy for the person who started this to come in and testify. President Trump is welcome to come in and sit right there."
— Nancy W (@Nanspud101) November 13, 2019
And a reminder.
If only Mr. Jordan was this excited about protecting young men from being molested.
— SeanKentComedy (@seankent) November 13, 2019
God I’d love to testify before Gym Jordan™️:
“Congressman, I know you‘re wrestling with the question of…”
“Mr. Jordan, I want to pin down the exact date as much as you do. Well, maybe not as much as you do…”
“Sir, I understand you need to go to the mat for donald trump…” https://t.co/o7q6u6MpDB
— Philippe Reines (@PhilippeReines) November 13, 2019
— Laura Sesana (@lasesana) November 13, 2019