When I saw this, I assumed this was some sort of SNL parody.  No, I assure you it’s very, very real. 

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Wow.

You can be forgiven if you thought you stumbled onto Pornhub. 

The backstory to this is as follows. Tucker Carlson is:

  • Heir to the Swanson frozen fish fortune,
  • the guy who wore a bow tie for decades until Jon Stewart emasculated him, and
  • the guy who has never worked a day of manual labor in his entire life.

However, he is suddenly very concerned about men not being “real men,” which is what he clearly prefers. He believes it has to do with a lack of testosterone in American males, so he promises in this program to give sage advice on how to combat this.  I can think of no one better suited. He gives the advice following an endless parade of shirtless men sweating, milking cows (with no bucket), touching and groping, and cooking steak.  One naked guy appears to be having sex with a Tesla station. 

Twitter was there for it, and it had some notes:

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This one, @ebucaz, improved the song:

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And my favorite:

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@TheSemDem / SemDem on FB

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