Trump’s ‘Space Force’ debuts some new uniforms. There’s only one problem with them …

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The “United States Space Force,” a particularly bizarre Trump fever dream given life to feed the black hole of his ego, released their first uniforms to the public on Friday evening. Get a load of these beauts:

Love it! Don’t you? I see that and I definitely thing, “Yeah, space! Come get some!” And yet, some folks on Twitter had some issues with this new design, like Jrehling:

Tweet illustrating problems with new Space Force uniform

I’m not sure I see his point, but other Twitter users seemed to agree with him and offered a litany of alternate proposals for our budding space cadets. Here’s Harry Knuckles:

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Comfortably Numb:

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Bill Weir:

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EJL:

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Karmageddon:

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Mrs Olson Says:

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The Rebuttal:

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Ethan Hildebrandt:

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And Jackie D., among others:

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Personally, I don’t see what all the fuss is about—and Dustin Miller agrees:

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Go Space Farce!

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chris whitley
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chris whitley

Looks like something out of twilight zone. Can’t wait to see what we are trying to camouflage ourselves from.

Nobsartist
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Space Farce……military for simpletons. They will no doubt put every fat military person in it because as everyone knows, you don’t weigh anything in space….