Trump’s Latest Coronavirus Bummer

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Mandatory Credit: Photo by Manuel Balce Ceneta/AP/Shutterstock (10457627b) President Donald Trump speaks in the Diplomatic Room of the White House in Washington, announcing that Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the shadowy leader of the Islamic State group who presided over its global jihad and became arguably the world's most wanted man, is dead after being targeted by a U.S. military raid in Syria Trump, Washington, USA - 27 Oct 2019

In the interest of public safety and interest, I’m going to provide a public service announcement. I think we can all agree that Trump’s daily press conferences to update the American public on the progress of the coronavirus are an unmitigated disaster. But there is actually a fairly simple fix to them that would make them both more effective, and more accurate. When they go out to the podium, Trump stands off to the side and lets everybody else go first! Then, when they’re done imparting actual, useful information, he can stand in front of the microphone and answer questions with pithy statements like, Uh, yeah, like he said. I realize that this won’t satisfy Trump’s craving for media dominance, but at least it will keep him from looking like the guy who just got off of his 47th consecutive ride on the Tilt-A-Whirl.

This whole corona-virus thing has been nothing but one big disappointment for Trump. Trump’s whole style of leadership as President is that he walks out, sits down, fires up his child proofed Sharpie, and holds up some schlock document while the crowds swoon at his feet. Trump is not used to actually having to know shit, nor is he used to being blamed for his ignorance on said shit, and the whole thing is just starting to royally piss him off. And now it looks like we’re entering a new phase that’s only going to piss him off even more.

Remember how Trump structured his company. He remained a private holding instead of incorporating, with all of the cash that could have infused, because he wanted no CEO or directors to have to answer to, or give input to. His basic management style has been described as “snake pit,” keeping employees fighting with each other so that they can’t plot against him. How many times have you heard the White House referred to in just such a description? But at the end, there is only abject obeisance. People must beg and grovel to His Lowness in order to get anything done.

Trump has tried to run all of the federal government this way, micro-managing every department to ensure that his ass is properly kissed in order to get anything done. What Trump doesn’t understand is that the federal government is the place that everybody tithes their taxes too, and that everybody looks to for assistance in times of trouble. This includes state governments, who rightly look to the behemoth federal government for assistance in crises, especially national crises that they can’t handle on their own. Floods, tornadoes, earthquakes, droughts, anything unforeseen and out of their control, the federal government is the answer.

And this is where Trump’s newest monumental bummer is coming from. I sincerely believe, knowing Trump’s psyche the way I do, that as the coronavirus shit hits the turbine engine, that El Pendejo Presidente has been sitting in the Oval Office, waiting for the phone to ring, as Governors like Pritzjer, Newsom, Sisolak, Inslee and Cuomo call him up, groveling at his feet, and kissing his ass for any assistance they can give to them. But it’s not happening. Oh, they’re calling him up alright, often in bunches in conference calls, but they’re not complimenting his leadership, and they’re not kissing his ass, instead they’re making demands. And what’s worse yet, once they make those demands, they’re holding press conferences to tell everybody what they’re demanding, and how incompetent Trump is for not providing it. These shit-for-brains pipsqueaks are taking all of the fun out of being a tin horn despot!

Trump thinks of politics purely in his own self interest. But as this crisis worsens, and even states like Michigan, Ohio, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania start to holler for more federal assistance, and as Trump continues to lead off pressers, spinning pie-in-the-sky fantasies about miracle cures, and full employment, people are going to start to notice. They’re going to notice every time that Trump says that the states should be doing this shit on their own, and they’re going to notice every time some pixie dust promise he makes fails to materialize. People are going to notice that their elected state officials are making common sense requests for assistance from the federal government, and that the federal response basically comes down to Take two aspirin, and call me in a year. Keep this up, and Trump is going to have all the time in the world for golf in a few more months.

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Dave
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What I don’ t understand is why the Governors of the states are competing against each other on the common market for PPE. Why don’t they put politics aside and band together and make one order across several suppliers and then just have the order shipped to each state, That makes more sense than competing against each other and also could possibly reduce the cost of the order due to the volume that is being ordered, they should realize that we are all in this together and that working together serves the common good and the American public by supplying… Read more »
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It appeared in an earlier article that donnie was competing with the states. You must know how wonderful (choke, choke) he is in making deals. Kit appears He will pay more because he is rewarding his supporters who own a lot of the companies that will make what is needed and then he possibly could have a BIG donation to his pocket. Just guessing.

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Sorry that should be IT APPEARS. Gotta cover. Y butt

James Simcoe
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James Simcoe

Good points here; if the Stock Market scandal starts picking off Senators – the polls are so dire in N. Carolina that Tom Tillis has publicly criticized his fellow Republican, Burr. If Burr resigns and Tillis continues to tow the Trump line, the state could completely flip this November. Remember – contact your Congress persons and ask for Mail in ballots this fall!This should become a major Twitter campaign!

J.M
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A prison cell is waiting for him. Not a golf course.

Allan
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Allan

I just can’t wait till he gets busted playing 18 holes while the world suffers. He’s not getting the arena’s packed with adoring sycophants so he must be completely losing it behind closed doors.
Ratings are like a food for him & watching wall street & the polls tank will be the catalyst for spontaneous combustion.

Alfred Higgins
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Alfred Higgins

Elect a clown, expect a clown circus fire drill!

Independent
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Independent

If he keeps all his kool aid folks gathered around him for his afternoon rallies (excuse me news reports) he will eventually get the virus and will be is unable to golf or do anything else after he is fired by the people. He does not appear to be a very healthy man even tho his doc says he is very healthy. Guess I will quit here. Stay safe