Listen, right-wing intellectuals such as convicted fraudster and felon Dinesh D’Souza have spent so much time looking into a mirror hidden inside of their rectums that it is hard to take anything they say or do seriously. But, depressingly, many people consider expensive glasses to be a sign of intellect. D’Souza has something of a platform again after being pardoned by fellow fraud Donald Trump. Since that time he has produced a garbage propaganda film attacking everyone not named Donald Trump and occasionally embarrassed himself on Twitter.
Today, Dinesh D’Souza jumped the shark of dumb right-wing propaganda when he sent out this tweet.
Global warming comes to Australia. Unless you want to believe your lying eyes! https://t.co/uw83nTdIPc
— Dinesh D'Souza (@DineshDSouza) August 12, 2019
Pretty damning evidence. You see, it is the middle of August, a well-known summertime month in the Northern Hemisphere, and Australia is getting snow! Some MAGA supporters retweeted Dinesh triumphantly, wondering what we liberals would say to explain away this clear indication that global warming is a hoax cooked up by Chinese Muslims in league with the Clintons and Pizzagate and Obama’s deep state. Global warming my foot! Yeehaw! USA U S A U S A!
I was at a loss. Part of me remembered something I learned in grade school about Australia’s location in the world and weather—but what could it have been? Using my next-level research skills, I typed “Australia weather” into Google search. Lo and behold, Australia.com and its weather section came up.
Australia’s climate varies greatly throughout the eight states and territories; there are four seasons across most of the country and a wet and dry season in the tropical north.
Australia’s seasons are at opposite times to those in the northern hemisphere. December to February is summer; March to May is autumn; June to August is winter; and September to November is spring.
I. Just. Don’t. Understand. I decided to watch D’Souza get ratioed by Twitter, and see if maybe I might learn me something about weather and geography and science. Head on down to enjoy.
Uhh, it is winter in Australia…
— Barry Blough (@BarryBlough) August 12, 2019
Wait. But I just went swimming where I live yesterday!
Should we tell your tragically misinformed followers that it's winter in the southern hemisphere right now?
— Devin Nunes' Alt-Mom (@NunesAlt) August 12, 2019
I just don’t get it!
Nobody knew hemispheres could be so hard, believe me. Nobody!
— Dogald J. Trump (@dogaldtrump) August 12, 2019
It’s so true.
Some people are stupid & uninformed. Some people are craven propagandists.
You are the perfect blend of both. pic.twitter.com/Gyyq4zBuFA
— Carl Marx🌹 (@saddamshaikh1) August 12, 2019
It is sort of remarkable.
This tree is alive and blooms early every spring. Unless you want to believe your lying eyes! pic.twitter.com/LlHWW5wtYg
— A. Marmot 🌱Underground🌱 (@_Anunnery) August 12, 2019
Oh. I think I get it.
— ǝ̠̥̖̰̓ͥ̽ͮ̍͌ͩʌ̣͕͇̊̍̿̄̉ͦͥ̈́ͅɐ͚̬̫͚͔͖̅͊̾ͫͨ̐̍̎ͪͣ̎̄̓ͣ̚p̒̽ (@empiricalerror) August 12, 2019
Ohhhh. And finally,
If's winter there, you fucking idiot.
— Gary Legum (@GaryLegum) August 12, 2019