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If there was any question in your mind that Donald Trump is carrying a couple of bricks shy of a full load, a few comments from the now famous In Touch Weekly interview with porn star Stormy Daniels  published in full and linked to here, should disabuse you of that notion:

On Melania: “If I was his wife and I found out that my husband stuck his dick in a hundred girls, I would be less mad about that than the fact that he went to dinner and had like this ongoing relationship.”

Daniels also says she made fun of Trump’s infamous hairdo, asking why he didn’t have any desire to “upgrade” it. “He said that he thought that if he cut his hair or changed it, that he would lose his power and his wealth,” she said. “And I laughed hysterically at him.”

Now here’s a good one. Trump has a pathological fear (or something) of sharks. 

Daniels said she spent an evening hanging out with Trump while he watched a TV special about sharks. “He is obsessed with sharks,” Daniels said. “He was like, ‘I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die.’”

Daniels had a comment about the relationship in general and her opinion of Trump. 

Trump’s erstwhile lover says looking back on their relationship that she felt bad about helping him cheat on his wife. “Now that I have a baby that’s the same age that his was at the time, I’m like, ‘Wow, what a dick.'”

The lady has a gift for understatement. 

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