Trump spiritual adviser claims everywhere she stands is holy ground, including the White House

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Let’s see. Where’s the vomit emoji on this thing. Anyone? Help?…Donald Trump has spiritual advisers, apparently, and for some reason, they’re not remedial Sunday school teachers. Other than for weddings and funerals, I haven’t been to church in something like 30 years, but if I got into a Bible trivia contest with Donald Trump, I’m guessing the score would be something like Me: 400, Trump: 0. Maybe he’s heard the story about David sending Uriah the Hittite to the front lines so he could keep banging Uriah’s wife, but I guarantee he drew the wrong moral from it.

However, evangelical Christians continue to ascribe qualities to Trump that he simply doesn’t have, like a moral compass … or any semblance of humanity. If he could get more votes by making altar sacrifices to Baal than by giving lip service to God, Tiffany and Eric would have to go into the witness protection program somewhere deep in the jungles of Papua New Guinea.

I mean, Trump is the apotheosis of the Seven Deadly Sins and at least three of the Seven Dwarfs (Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, Pride, Dopey, Sleepy, and Grumpy), yet somehow he’s a folk hero to the fundies.

And now his acolytes are starting to act like him.

Take, for instance, Paula White, a televangelist who moonlights as a high priestess in the Cult of Trump and advises the pr*sident on how to fake Christianity well enough to fool some of the most gullible people on the planet.

Apparently, she thinks everywhere she steps is holy ground, including Trump’s clammy little Jabba the Hutt lair.

Right Wing Watch:

“The church is Christ’s body in which he speaks and acts and by which he fills everything,” White proclaimed, “including the White House, including government halls.”

“How does he do that?” she asked. “He does that through you. He does that through me. Wherever I go, God rules. When I walk on White House grounds, God walks on White House grounds. When I walked in The River, God walked in The River. When I go in to the dry cleaners, that dry cleaning place becomes holy. I have every right and authority to declare the White House as holy ground because I was standing there and where I stand is holy.”

Whoo! That’s some weapons-grade blasphemy right there.

So if every dipshit fundie in America can make everywhere they go holy ground, what isn’t holy? I mean, doesn’t that take the cachet out of the very idea of “holy ground”? So every Waffle House, Cracker Barrel, and casino in the South is super-duper holy, but Native American burial grounds are just ordinary worthless dirt patches waiting to become holy Shoney’s restaurants?

Sounds legit.

And, let’s be honest, right now the White House seems like the least holy place on God’s green Earth. But that’s just me. What do I know? As I said, I haven’t been to church in 30 years. Maybe Christianity has evolved.

 

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Karen Laakaniemi
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Karen Laakaniemi

What CRAP! Black is white & white is black, now! Where are the truth-sayers to combat this NONSENSE???

DHG
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Well fake Christianity certainly has blossomed over the last 30 years ago, all been foretold as to what would happen in the time of the end. False religion has been riding the back of the political for millennia and its about to come to a screeching halt with the political moving to destroy said religion(s). That is is the beginning of the Great Tribulation.

Alfred Higgins
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Alfred Higgins

Of course, the Whites-only House is kind of an unholy place when she’s not there!

Dick Panico
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Dick Panico
….The “Black hearted” Paula White , goes down and racist, as she has proven to be time and time again . She (defiles) anyplace she stands . … …And her prognosticators are useless. Otherwise she would recognize that Trump ,meets all the requirements of the, ..“AntiChrist “as was Prognosticated ,out of the Tribe of Dan, ( Don is close ) , toward the end times . …And he speaks in tongues, “which not many of us can understand “ while he seems to (handle ) snakes. “Most of his cabinet”!!!! And he’s embraced Putin, Kim , MBS , And the… Read more »
Dick Panico
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Dick Panico

…Morel compass , Trump ? ..Yes he carries it in his shorts . Does he show it from time to time to the young girls , providing it points north ??? ….All to often now , has it lost it’s “legal “
standing and going south ??
…Does it sometimes ,”with a little help from Epstein” , …work with (illegal standing )????
…Yes , I can tell you the old “morel compass “
is unpredictable!!!

fishouttaH2o
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fishouttaH2o

Why isn’t Ms. Holy in her own mind at the border helping the children? Why isn’t she counseling that Jesus teaches be kind to the foreigner in your lands? She should slather herself in Holy Water as a shield for when she must go near him— Oh Wait—Never mind. She’s too old for him to rape, not his type.