Trump said he tried out face mask and ‘looked like the Lone Ranger’; uh …

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Can this dude go five minutes without making me want to crawl into a spiderhole with a VW Minibus-sized chunk of whale blubber and a straw?

Wha … the …?

The Washington Post:

Face masks do not need to be made mandatory, Trump said. Although he has previously declined to wear one in public or in the Oval Office, saying the look is unpresidential, Trump said Wednesday that he would wear one “if I were in a group of people and I was close.”

He described a recent, apparently off-camera, mask debut. “Actually, I had a mask on. I sort of liked the way I looked, okay? I thought it was okay. It was a dark black mask, and I thought it looked okay. Looked like the Lone Ranger.”

No. No, you didn’t look like the Lone Ranger.

This is the f*@king Lone Ranger, Beav:

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If you looked like that, you’re definitely doing it wrong.

Of course, that could hardly be the end of the f*@knuttery, because … Trump.

“I think we are going to be very good with the coronavirus,” Trump said during a Fox Business interview. “I think that, at some point, that’s going to sort of just disappear, I hope.”

Still? This is still how he plans on approaching the worst domestic health crisis in 100 years? More wishes, prayers, and supernatural elf farts?

It will disappear. With the heat death of the universe. Until then, the imbecile will have screwed up our shit for all time.

 

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8 Comments on "Trump said he tried out face mask and ‘looked like the Lone Ranger’; uh …"

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Norm Reyome
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Norm Reyome

Loan arranger is more like it…..

SimonDK
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SimonDK

Loony Deranged?

SimonDK
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SimonDK

Breathe, Al. Breathe.
You’ll have to survive until January – at least, more, if he calls on his MAGA followers to camp out on the WH lawn to keep the commie hordes at bay

drjillinNH
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drjillinNH

Yeah? NO. He looks as least as good as the Lone Ranger with a bag over his head. On the other hand, he MIGHT look as good as Silver’s backside when engaged in its business: leaving a steaming pile …

Inzane
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Inzane

Probably like any other punk ready to hold up a bodega.

Independent
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Independent

No the Lone Ranger was handsome and a good ranger. His best friend was a Native American. donnie has made another dumb statement.

Mrmustang
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Mrmustang

He just can’t keep his F€£¥G mouth shut!✌????️????????

Dick Panico
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Dick Panico

No he didn’t look like the LONE RANGER.
He looked more like the lost stranger.
Or like a thief ,but the reason he doesn’t
want to wear a mask is because he
doesn’t want to (mess up ) his makeup.