Dude. Seriously. Just shut the fuck up.

On December 28, the fake president released a fake campaign video (un, Donald, you stupid shit? You lost) on his favorite social-media-platform-turned-“presidential”-outhouse, Twitter. You can see it in all its sick glory below:

It’s full of the usual self-aggrandizing rodent shit, including his fake claims that he “stands for” the military (no, he doesn’t), he “stands for” peace (no, he doesn’t), and he “stands for” America. No, he doesn’t.

Here’s the fun part, if you want to call it fun. In the “I really love peace, ignore everything I’ve said and done to the contrary” segment, the video shows a picture of what his video editors thought was the Nobel Peace Prize Photoshopped over a clip of the White House’s ceremony for the Abraham Accords, where three countries who have never been at war with one another signed a peace agreement.

A picture from the video adorns this article.

As NPR journalist David Gura reminds us, “The president has not been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.”

No, he hasn’t.

He’s also opened himself up to a nice, tasty lawsuit (get in line, Nobel Foundation), as it is not legal to use the image of any Nobel Prize in this way.

Matt Stieb of New York Magazine was far too kind, writing:

Though his administration’s negotiation of this formal recognition of Israel [by Bahrain and the UAE] — the first time an Arab nation has done so since 1994 — will be one of the few lasting achievements of Trump’s foreign policy, it did not win him the Nobel Peace Prize. The superimposition of the gold medal over a clip of the meeting, however, suggested that it did.

You know as well as I do that every mouth-breathing, government-defrauding, assault-rifle-fondling, Trump-humping idiot out there is screaming, “Yay-yess! Trump done won hisself a Noble Peace Prahyze!” They’ll celebrate by tearing down Black Lives Matters banners and shooting innocent citizens, all in the name of peace.

Stieb reminds us:

Trump — who has maintained the legacy of extrajudicial targeted strikes and overseen family separation at the border — has had a strange relationship with the high humanitarian honor since at least 2018, when the Norwegian Nobel Committee found that an unknown American had twice pretended to be a qualified nominator and put Trump up for the award for his “ideology of peace through force.” In 2019, the White House also reportedly asked former Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe to nominate Trump for the award. And in 2020, a similar ploy to appease our image-obsessed executive took place when a far-right member of the Norwegian Parliament nominated Trump. Never a close reader, Trump misconstrued the development earlier this year, complaining that the “fake news never even” covered his two Nobel wins — which do not exist.

He really, really wants that prize. And since he will never, ever get it, he’ll just pretend he won it and preen accordingly. Remember the fake Time Magazine cover with him glowering at the world?

And for more added fun? The Nobel Prizes shown in the video are not peace prizes.

Rare coin expert John Kraljevich lit him up on Twitter, noting that the medal depicted “is awarded for physics, chemistry, physiology or medicine, and literature” and calling Trump an “idiot.”

Got that right, John.

What is it, now, 23 more days before that ignorant slut of a fake-ass president is finally dragged out of office?

It can’t come soon enough for me.

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  1. This is truly embarrassing and shameful; how wii Trumps’ family and enablers spin this to their benefit in the history books? Use to ban publication ????????

  2. I always thought that he wanted the prize to be like Obama and that may well be true but I believe the real truth is he just wants the $ that comes with it. Greedy Bastard.


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