Trump May Spend $1Billion To Buy Florida Trailer Park As Site Of Presidential Library

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Donald Trump Jr. and Vanilla Ice have been discussing the sale of a town in Florida, Briny Breezes, which is comprised solely of a 43 acre trailer park, to be the site of the Trump presidential library. This would be a poetic ending for this saga, because it would be the perfect tacky finale to this classless presidency, whenever it ends — which can’t be soon enough. Palm Beach Post:

The best candidate to buy the town, Arena [land developer] said, is Trump. The president and wife Melania filed paperwork in October changing their primary residence from Manhattan to Palm Beach County, specifically Mar-a-Lago.

Every president since Herbert Hoover has established a presidential library in his home state. The president or his representatives are responsible for construction costs, usually paid for by non-profit foundations.

Arena said Trump could develop the land by building a hotel, marina and restaurants along with the presidential library and make the site a major tourist attraction.

“It makes a lot of sense for him to do something like that here,” Arena said.

And think of what this “presidential” library could contain: The fake TIME Magazine covers, the nude photos of Melania, the pictures of Donald Jr. and Eric proudly displaying the corpses of endangered species, MAGA hats and Christmas ornaments in glass cases, yes sir, all this and more, to make for redneck kitsch heaven, no doubt in my mind.

But alas, not everybody is crazy about the idea.

A neighbor of Santa Cruz’s who has lived in Briny for four generations and did not want to be identified said she would not attend the meeting or sell at any price. The thought of selling to Trump, she said, was particularly distasteful.

But Littlefield, who is no fan of the president’s, said his family’s future well-being and not politics would be decisive.

“As crazy as Trump Town sounds and I don’t like the idea, on the other hand I do like the idea,” Littlefield said. “It’s a wild thought but something we should think about.”

Water finds it’s own level, and Trump is trailer trash with cash. This is exactly the right spot for his presidential library and his memoirs. Maybe he can be interred in Trump Town. And then perhaps one day, that portion of Florida will split off from the mainland and sink beneath the waves, and Trump Town will become a legend — just like Atlantis. And then people will fly over the submerged Trump Town and have paranormal experiences when they do.  Boats and planes will vanish into what will become known as the Trump Triangle. And all that will be just fine. As long as he’s gone. As long as he’s gone. And takes all the MAGA shit with him.

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Gunther
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Gunther

A Russian Oligarch most likely OWNS that traitor park… or possibly trump himself. And in what reality is any piece of property in FLORIDA worth a BILLION dollars. Half the State is probably worth 3.

Nobsartist
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Nobsartist

He doesn’t have a billion. That’s why he relates so well with that NK DICKtator who doesn’t have any working aircraft….

chris whitley
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chris whitley

No we have a billion dollars. The U.S. pays to build their library. And you can dam sure bet his hand is held out while they are laying down the money. Probably half that money going to shell company Trump owns. And WTF does he need a library for. He’s well documented for not being able to read anything longer than a tweet!

David
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David

He does tend to exaggerate, doesn’t he? Beware of Trump exaggerating the price to show off his ‘wealth’ and then watch him decrease its real worth due to many factors, such as the taxes on the property, etc. He’ll have to hire compromised accountants and lawyers to support his fraudulent activities and pronouncements.

David Bishop
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David Bishop

Trump presidential library? How would that even be possible? All he’s written would fit on a 2 Gig thumb drive which would be 80% empty.

David
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David

It would all fit in a telephone booth.

Independent
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Independent

As long as he uses his own money. But is he going to be able to find any architects, contractors, or workers now that he is sending all unregistered immigrants back where they came from? But the real question is “What will he put in it?”

Inzane
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Inzane

Library ? Trump?

I think most prisons have a corner in each ceii for a couple of shelves.

Sick of the Con
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Sick of the Con

Let’s not haze over the part with Djt jr. planning with VANILLA ICE. What losers. And how bout them displacing all these poor trailer park folk (trump voters). Will go to show how dispensable their unwavering support for their russian asset is.

J.M.
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J.M.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa aazhhhhhhaahahahahahahahahah I’m crying!

Rutokin
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Rutokin

Trump, library,” oxymoron”

Rick Bevilacqua
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Rick Bevilacqua
Finally a place to put all those moronic tweets – just think ….plywood partitions mounted with little yellow post-its, each adorned with a tweet, hand scribbled by Trump himself. And, of course, naked pictures of Melanoma and Ivanka, pre and post breast implants and plastic surgery. Also, copies of the Articles of Impeachment, the Mueller Report, and his bone spurs medical evaluations. All 5 of them. Oh yeah, his 5 sets of bankruptcy court papers, the documents detailing the $25 million fine for his corrupt university, 2 sets of divorce papers, all the pre-nups, and the interpreter’s transcript of his… Read more »
chris whitley
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chris whitley

Yeah someone told the moron that letter he sent to Pelosi was epic. Whatever. Well then the moron stuck it in his Christmas cards so his friends would have their own copy. Boy, just what I want. A letter from and illiterate 4th grader!