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“Bunker Boy” Donald Trump went off on a tirade against state governors in a conference call Monday, the stated purpose of which was to gather information and discuss constructive measures to deal with racial protests and violence, now going on for a week in 75 cities nationwide. The commentary was vintage Trump. New York Times:

“You have to dominate,” he told governors on the call. “If you don’t dominate, you’re wasting your time — they’re going to run over you, you’re going to look like a bunch of jerks.”

The president continued: “You have to arrest people, and you have to try people, and they have to go jail for long periods of time.”

Mr. Trump, who has not addressed the nation since the unrest began, said he was putting Gen. Mark A. Milley, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, “in charge,” but did not immediately specify what that meant or if he would deploy the military to quell the violence in the nation’s cities.

Beratng governors is an interesting move for a chief executive to take. Who is it now, that’s supposed to be running the federal government, exactlY? Business Insider:

“You’re making a mistake because you’re making yourselves look like fools. And some have done a great job. But a lot of you, it’s not — it’s not a great day for our country,” Trump said, according to the CBS reporter Ed O’Keefe. “You know, when other countries watch this, they’re watching this, the next day, wow, they’re really a pushover. And we can’t be a pushover.”

Here is Social Engineering 101, as taught by Professor Trump — not to be confused with Dr. Trump, the reknowned epidemiologist. It’s all very simple, you see, you just “round up thousands” and “put ’em in jail for ten years.” Why didn’t we think of this before? And of course the fact that this is coming from Bunker Boy himself, puts this beyond parody. And here’s my favorite: Trump is threatening to “activate” Bill Barr. You know the image I get? Remember “The Day The Earth Stood Still” where the robot, Gort, activates and a laser beam comes out of his face plate and he starts strolling round D.C. incinerating people and things? That’s what I see.

Hey, listen, if you hear Trump say, “Klaatu, barada nikto” I would run like hell if I were you, lest Bill Barr gives you a dirty look and vaporizes your ass. The comedy writers at SNL must be throwing their laptops out the window. You can’t make this up. No way.

 

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6 COMMENTS

    • YES ,we’ve become VERY SICK , because Trump’s
      worse then the Coronavirus !
      How can we (vaccinate ),against him ?
      He’s been the worst (wrecking ball )
      possible!

      • Well he has distracted us from how many people are dying from the virus. After these groups stop, the numbers will be out of this world.

  1. Well , fortunately for most thinking people,
    you don’t have to make up stuff .
    Just listen to Trump and set “back amazed “.
    What he says ,is like listening to an insane person
    ranting and raving, and threatening Governor’s
    about federal troops.
    He’s gone completely nuts !
    I President ever (threatened ), to do anything
    like this , they just did it (when it was necessary) .
    I know it’s crazy to think Trump’s insane !
    But i honestly think he’s incapable of “cause and effect “
    political consequences.
    And he’s gone beyond control of his (handlers)!
    They now must sit back in amazement , thinking
    “ WHAT TO HELL HAVE WE DONE “ ?
    This man has become a monster, a loose cannon,
    who’s destroying our party , and we can’t stop him (without
    action to remove ), him from office!
    But oh the thought of what’s to come“ for our party “,
    the voters will not be happy.
    We screwed up , BIGGLY!

  2. So he is going to release barr on us. donnie is such a coward and his mom is dead so I guess barr needs to protect him.

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