Trump Interrupts Coronavirus Press Conference To Play With His Hair

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Americans are dying, but who cares about that? Trump is behind the podium for ratings and to look good. He was giving his daily coronavirus briefing Monday, when the wind began to gust and muss up his hair. Now, bear in mind, this is the man who wouldn’t go to a cemetery in Paris to honor fallen American soldiers, because it was raining and he didn’t want his hair to look bad on camera. Life and death matters never trump (you should pardon the expression) issues of personal appearance. The man has priorities.

You can tell how bored he is with all this.  What does he care about beds at the Javitz Center, or anywhere else for that matter? He’s got real issues, like baldness, and the desperate need to conceal it.

Take another listen. He’s talking about beds, then he sees a box blowing — or something — then he plays with his hair and then forces himself back to reading stats, in a bored monotone. This is what’s leading us through our darkest hour in many a decade.

And while this was going on, Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy, who is a Fox advertiser, and who, not surprisingly, has been sued for deceptive marketing and unsupported health claims was introduced as a key soldier on the battlefield of coronavirus. He’s allegedly going to manufacture face masks. Mask pillows? Who knows?

I’ve often questioned if we aren’t in the Matrix and Morpheus can’t get us back online. Or maybe there was a third pill and we took that, and now we’re in this phuquing nightmare. And check this out from historian Kevin Kruse.

I’m sure that you read that Trump called ARod (Alex Rodriguez) and J Lo the other day to solicit their views on the coronavirus. This is not unusual at all, especially when Trump’s bored. When he was at the G20 he found that too boring to pay attention to and so began tweeting birthday greetings to celebrities on Twitter.

This is vintage Trump. He’s not even paying attention, let alone on board for a global health and humanitarian crisis. He’s just going through the motions at this point, and we haven’t even seen the worst of COVID-19 in this country yet. You know this isn’t going to get any better, right?

 

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Simon DK
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Simon DK

Shave him and shoot him into space – You might even be able get him to do it voluntarily, if you tell him it’s to keep him safe from COVID-19. You can probably get Pence to accompany him, hold his hand during lift-off, feed him, burp him and entertain him whenever he gets bored up there.

Caille
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Caille

Or take them both to the taxidermist and let them be stuffed, it won’t make any difference…

Simon DK
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Simon DK

Now I wonder how many taxidermists might be willing to do one or both of them. Not to mention how many might do one, but not the other and vice versa. Both have some pretty tricky hair.

Lou
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He forgot to glue it down. He can’t remember if he glued down, there goes that Dementia acting up again.Little fat man should take a long time out and try to recall what the hell he is doing. Sad,sad shape to see our president failing, no recollection of what he say or what he did.His wife should help but she can’t speak, or can’t be seen with him when he goes through
These stages of dementia, can’t someone help this lame duck and show him where the latrine is.

theresa PERRY
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theresa PERRY

Yeah. I’ve seen him in windier conditions and that stuff on his head does NOT MOVE! He must use hair spray made by Gorilla Glue!

J.M
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The depths of delusion and criminal insanity, while killing people and STILL in the WH. When did America get blown off the face of the planet?

fishouttaH2o
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fishouttaH2o
Yes, we know it’s his real hair because normal people would not pay money to look like that intentionally, and we don’t care either because you know what we do care about, we’re up to nearly 600 Americans dying every 24 hrs. from a deadly virus. And we also know he did nothing to alleviate it until it spread from coast to coast. I did hear something about an idiotic mask washing system. You contaminate a worker picking up the masks, you contaminate the workers that put them in the machine, you contaminate workers that deliver them back to facilities.… Read more »
Allan
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Allan

What’s worse than a paranoid insecure malignant narcissist ?..
4 more years of listening to it.