Rumor has it that Donald Trump has the bleached bones of dozens of Dalmatian puppies hidden in the drawers of the Resolute desk, but that’s not important right now.
Is it possible to get ass-laryngitis, because Trump is toying with just such a novel diagnosis these days.
Rumor has it that Senator Joe Donnelly of Indiana is paying for Facebook ads for his so-called opponent on the libertarian ticket. Donnelly is trying to steal the election? Isn’t that what Russia did!?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 3, 2018
YES! It is what Russia did. Thanks for finally acknowledging that.
Or maybe you’re trying to be sarcastic?
By the way, in case you couldn’t tell, Trump’s scurrilous charge is much ado about nothing.
“The ads highlighting how Lucy Brenton is the true conservative in the Indiana Senate race are paid for by the Indiana Democratic Party,” party chairman John Zody said in a statement. “They are perfectly legal, factual, and accurately represent Lucy Brenton’s anti-tax record.”
Yeah, that does sound serious. Nothing like, I don’t know, soliciting help from our sworn enemy or something.
I love the smell of Republican desperation in the morning.
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