Don’t worry, faceless industrial-production facilitators! Your output will be duly leveraged when the time comes! Never fear! Steven Mnuchin will not be forced to empty the contents of his safe deposit boxes to pay for his wife’s spider monkey placenta face creams.
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 25, 2020
TRUMP ECONOMIC ADVISER KEVIN HASSETT: “Our capital stock hasn’t been destroyed. Our human capital stock is ready to get back to work, and so there are lots of reasons to believe that we can get going way faster than we have in previous crises.”
Does he mean … people?
These kinds of … people?
And I, for one, welcome our new Trumpian overlords. I’d like to remind them as a trusted blogger, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.