Poor Donald Trump. Keep America Great isn’t going to work too well as a campaign slogan with 13-15% unemployment, 40 million Americans unemployed, over 100,000 dead from COVID-19, and riots in the streets over the very same police brutality that Trump openly encouraged when he ran for office in 2016. This is emphatically not the description of a status quo that you want to preserve.
Trump’s consiglieres met over the weekend to decide what to do, with brutal internal polling and swing state polls which are positively horrific. George Conway decided to help them out, and #TrumpSlogans began immediately trending on Twitter. Great, help Donald Trump find a message that works. Fun for the whole family.
That’s the ticket—a slogan—that’ll fix everything!!
— George Conway (@gtconway3d) June 8, 2020
A Chicken in Every Bunker!
— VOTE BIDEN (@Roy2D2Boo) June 8, 2020
“[S]o hideous that I sometimes find hope impossible” #TrumpSlogans
— Lovecraft 2020 (@Lovecraft2016) June 8, 2020
Donnie's Deal: Deceptions, Delusions, Dishonesty and Disinfectants #TrumpSlogans
— JJ (@bobbynorwich22) June 8, 2020
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 8, 2020
That’s the spirit. If you’re reading this, it means you’re alive and COVID-19 and/or the cops haven’t killed you — yet. So surely you can reason that Donald Trump is responsible for your survival to this point and you can show your gratitude by tweeting him a winning slogan. Right? It’s the least you can do. You wouldn’t want to see Donald lose and then go live in the House of Many Doors, would you? Put that thinking cap on. Yes, the one with the tin foil will do just fine.