Trump asks the pressing health care question on everyone’s mind

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You know the old adage: A shot of insulin, Clorox bleach, hydroxychloroquine, and a sunlamp up the asshole keep the doctor away.

Today, in the middle of some scripted lies about Obamacare and Trump’s own “health” care policies, the tweaking interdimensional fart gremlin inside the pr*sident’s head suddenly decided to chime in:

TRUMP: “I don’t use insulin. Should I be? Huh? I never thought about it. But I know a lot of people are very badly affected.”

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“Seriously, dude?”

That’s quite a … uh … tangent there, Chachi. What else would that eternally glitching butter churn inside your tumescent muskmelon of a head like to share with us today? “Hey, should I be ordering extra chicken skin in my KFC buckets?” “I know I’ve been told not to shove compact fluorescent light bulbs up my ass, but what about standard bulbs? Those are okay, right?”

Good luck finding a straitjacket that fits this guy. That’s all I have to say.

 

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Sharon
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Sharon

Badly affected as in not breathing any more? You could always take it yourself rather than wait for someone to end our national nightmare by recommending medication for what ails you, Mr. Hydroxy!

Hölle U.
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Hölle U.

You don’t have diabetes yet, Dotard. But you might if you manage to actually live longer than Joe Biden’s eventual Presidency. Shit dude, even Picture of Bad Health Dick Cheney managed to live because some poor schmuck donated his heart to science and that evil asshole’s got another five years to go!

SimonDK
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SimonDK

Straight jacket, huh?
If he were a horse, be now he would be the glue keeping the glitter and stars on some piece of paper, stuck on a proud mother’s deluxe double door fridge with a magnet shaped like a strawberry.

chris whitley
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chris whitley

I know what Wilfred would say. And trump wouldn’t like it.