Trump appears to regret signing Whistleblower Protection Act that he didn’t sign

PETE MAVIS / Flickr Donald Trump Most Funny amp Idiot...
PETE MAVIS / Flickr

When corrupt and really stupid collide you get, uh, clupid?  Yes, indeed. And Clupid’s arrow of f*#knuttery just pierced the hearts of every wannabe fascist in the nation:

Oh, yeah, what a boneheaded move on your part! Except you didn’t, Chachi:

And, yeah, the one he’s complaining about is obviously not the one pertaining to the VA.

Okay, so it’s bad enough that our pr*sident appears to regret signing a good-government bill simply because he wants to tar-and-feather the guy who ratted him out. But it’s arguably worse that he can’t remember important bills that he’s signed while in office. I have a feeling you could put a bill in front of him banning McDonald’s french fries, and since he doesn’t bother to read anything, it would go through without a hitch.

Wait, that’s a f*#king brilliant idea. How do we make this happen? He’ll spend the rest of his tenure railing against the idiot who banned McDonald’s fries, and he won’t be able to stay focused on evil. He’ll never know it was he himself who did it, either. It would sort of make him a modern-day Oedipus, only far stupider.

Anyway, the pr*sident is a moron who doesn’t pay attention to what he’s doing and doesn’t appear to care. Unless it involves viciously punishing people who hold him accountable.

 

 

Thank you to all who already support our work since we could not exist without your generosity. If you have not already, please consider supporting us on Patreon to ensure we can continue bringing you the best of independent journalism.

Leave a Comment

3 Comments on "Trump appears to regret signing Whistleblower Protection Act that he didn’t sign"

avatar
  Subscribe  
newest oldest most voted
Notify of
Rose
Guest
Rose

Trump doesn’t know his a** from a hole in the ground.

Rutokin
Guest
Rutokin

Clupid that’s a good one. His mental decline is progressing faster than we thought, someone needs to step in and grab the reins and slow this wagon train down, na just kidding let it over the cliff

Robert Burnett
Guest
Robert Burnett

How long do we the people of America have to put up with this nightmare. He’s an effing idiot and must be removed and institutionalized. We have come from being the greatest country in the world, to the Cuckoo’s Nest.