Trump angrily tweets, ‘Impeach the Pres.’ Sure, if you say so

This dunce.

And here’s the screen grab just in case he takes this down while I’m meditating, working on a unified field theory, or getting ferociously baked on my patio:

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Okay, I’m fairly confident he meant to say “impeach the press,” but hey, the actual president of the United States should really know how abbreviations work. Maybe use that final available character for an additional “s” instead of a period, which — sigh — really makes it look like you’re saying “impeach the president.”

Of course, it’s one thing to have a functional illiterate running our country. It’s another to have a dopey braggart who doesn’t quite understand that the U.S. population continues to grow and the economy has continued to march upward for decades (when Republican presidents weren’t mucking it up, that is) and — maybe, just maybe — that’s why MEDIAN HOUSEHOLD INCOME IS AT THE HIGHEST POINT EVER, EVER, EVER! Or that there are MORE PEOPLE WORKING TODAY IN THE USA because there are more, uh, people in the USA than ever before?

I swear, living through this presidency is like watching a chimp struggle to nab the banana hanging from his ceiling every morning for two and a half years straight. Can he possibly be this dumb or is he being deliberately obtuse?

And at this point, does it really matter which is true?

 

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Gunther
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Gunther

Trump is the biggest liar in the world.

Lou
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That’s true, when ever he sniffs, you know it’s a lie. He babbles like a kid and sniffs.He is in another world about what he had achieved, no one can back a single thing and there is no evidence ever,ever and ever on anything he says. I would believe anyone one with intelligentsia and have some human emotion.
At the present we have a walking talking DUD
AS ACTING PRESIDENT.

Inzane
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Inzane

When you are over your head in shit there is not much of anything else that will come out of your mouth.

Markm Mitchell
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Markm Mitchell

Trump will be impeached and jailed.

Mick owens
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Mick owens

That doesn’t happen to rich folks in your country

Dick Panico
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Dick Panico
..As usual Trump is full of crap . The median is not the true representation of the income . It means the middle. So if one person makes 200 million dollars a year 10 person’s make a hundred dollars a year , the median income is about 9 million dollars person. Both groups look better , but not a true picture. …Example: when they say 10 percent of the taxpayers, pay 49 percent of the tax , while making only 40 percent of the income (it’s the lie of omission). They neglected to tell us that these mega rich ,… Read more »