Trump admits the deaths of millions of Americans is not nearly as bad as losing an election

I encourage (or, rather, beg) you to read this indispensable story about the absolute barking-mad lunacy of suggesting we should abandon social distancing in order to “save” the economy. (The gist? We’d destroy the country, basically.)

Then come back and read this bonkers AF tweet from the grim reaper squatting in the Oval Office:

I only occasionally respond (via Twitter, at least) to the toxic goblin vomit that disgorges from the tumescent muskmelon head of this gormless sack of fruit bat scrotums, but today I couldn’t help myself:

Clearly, it’s not really about the stock market after all — because other flesh-and-blood humans are invested in the stock market, and who gives a f*#k about them, right?

No, it’s all about Trump’s reelection prospects. And he has two choices: 1) Do the right thing, save potentially millions of lives, and ride off into the sunset knowing you did your level best for your fellow humans or 2) be Donald Trump.

Donald Trump will always choose 2). Which means he’s going to roll the dice and hope it all just works out somehow, even if Grandma’s purpling corpse has to be wheelbarrowed out the back 40 before the Easter lilies are tossed in the trash.

So, yeah, our president is a monster, in case you hadn’t noticed.

Enjoy the rest of your quarantine. Try not to die.

 

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11 Comments on "Trump admits the deaths of millions of Americans is not nearly as bad as losing an election"

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Markm Mitchell
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Markm Mitchell

25th Amendment Now!

Robert Burnett
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Robert Burnett

For those Trumpkins who worship him, he means it don’t matter if you die too. So since he’s worthless, let’s not wait for the election, get rid of the SOB.

chris whitley
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chris whitley

Well you just have to put things in their proper prospective. You have an economy that’s sinking and well you have a disease that typically affects older and sometimes the poor harder. Well fewer old people and fewer poor people less people we have to support. Now my being in this classification kinda tilts my prospective but hey it ain’t over yet. Fcking moron!

Jim Swazola
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Jim Swazola

Shake lots of hands so you can get immunity, or maybe you won’t. All that think like you do should have rally for a month or so on a deserted island together.

chris whitley
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chris whitley

Yeah we could all dance around a huge cauldron filled with vegetables and boiling water. And of course we mustn’t forget the guest of honor. You would have the honor of being in the pot. Yeah that would be a party.

J.M
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Losing election=Prison. Bottomline.

Mrmustang
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Mrmustang

Nothing that oxygen thief does surprises me anymore 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻😷💩💩✌🏻️

scorpio57
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scorpio57

This orange haired bastard WILL lose the presidential election in November.

Lou
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Your death will is way more important for our country, only maybe 10 people will show. It will be a tremendous day of rejoice from shore to shore to shore, the beaches will be huge overflow Bring wine for the happy days ahead.

chris whitley
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chris whitley

All the bill collectors to make sure he’s gone!

fishouttaH2o
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fishouttaH2o

Yeah, people are just dying to get back to their jobs.