This may be the dumbest tweet in the history of tweets. I’m not even kidding

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This is astonishingly stupid.

I’m still marveling at the raw, unadulterated dumb. Someone please break into my home with a SWAT battering ram and crowbar my jaw off the floor, because I’m going to be stuck here for a while.

For background, Peter DeFazio is a U.S. Congressman in Oregon’s 4th District. Steve Milloy is a climate change denier who co-founded BurnMoreCoal.org, has 19,800 Twitter followers, and …

What the fuck difference does it make, since 84 percent of Earth’s CO2 is currently swirling around like a shit-hurricane inside his head?

So … Venus still exists so …

So …

What, exactly?

It’s a bleak, desolate pile of rocks. Like Steve Milloy’s head.

Seriously, someone help me. Stop the planet, I want to get off. And move to Venus. Which still exists. But has zero GDP, thanks to all those fucking wacko environmentalists.

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Venus isn’t just a bleak, desolate pile of rocks. Because of all that CO2, the surface temperature is hot enough to melt lead. It is an extremely hot, bleak, desolate pile of rocks.