‘Things’: Trump lays out second-term agenda with usual clarity and focus

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Donald Trump, sandwiched between two adult-sized toy trucks on the South Lawn Thursday, rolled out a glimpse of his second-term agenda and it was something to behold. A feast for the ears, if you will—a veggie feast of word salad so splendid, so plentiful, you’ll be chock full of vitamins, minerals, and fiber for months to come.

Trump is planning “things,” folks, so very many “things.” Strong things, big things, things so complex and unimaginable, Trump found them inarticulable. Even the “levels of detail” were left to the imagination—just one more thing to look forward to. Oh, the anticipation—it’s almost too much.

Here’s what we have to look forward to:

“So we have many exciting things that we’ll be announcing over the next eight weeks, I would say? Things that nobody has even contemplated, thought about, thought possible, and things that we’re gonna get done, we have gotten done, we started in most cases. But it’s gonna be a very exciting eight weeks, a, uh, eight weeks like, I prob, I think Mike, we can honestly say, nobody’s ever going to see eight weeks like we’re gonna have. Because we really have.

“We have, uh, we’re taking on immigration, we’re taking on education, we’re taking on so many aspects of things that uh, people were hopelessly tied up in knots in Congress, they can’t, they’ve been working on some of these things for 25, 30 years, it wasn’t happening. But, you’ll see, uh, levels of detail, and you’ll see levels of thought that a lot of people believed very strongly we didn’t have in this country. We’re gonna get things done, we’re gonna get things done that they’ve wanted to see done for a long, long time. So I think we’ll start sometime on Tuesday? We’ll be discussing our one plan on suburbia, but that’s one of many, many different plans, then we’re going into the immigration, the world of immigration, the world of education.

We’re going into the world of health care, very complete health care, and we have a lot of very exciting things to discuss, but cutting of regulation has been really something that I felt we could do, and we could do fairly easily, nothing’s easy in this country, we had statutory requirements, where we’d do Phase I and then we’d have to wait 90 days, we’d do Phase II and we’d have to wait 60 days, we do Phase III and we said, ‘Let’s do Phase IV.’ ‘Sir, I’m sorry, you’re going to have to wait one year.’”

There you have it, folks. How Joe Biden’s going to top that agenda is unclear. But please, don’t shoot the messenger 😉

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15 Comments on "‘Things’: Trump lays out second-term agenda with usual clarity and focus"

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Caroline Walcot
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Caroline Walcot

Oh, poor Sarah Cooper!! How is she going to get her imaginative head around this word salad! I look forward to her video with great anticipation, hoping this challenge does not literally do her in.

SteveP
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SteveP

In other words: “I got nuttin!”

Mrmustang
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Mrmustang

What the hell did I just read? ????✌????️

drjillinNH
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drjillinNH

It’s called “flight of ideas” and it’s characteristic of psychopathology.

Dave
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Dave
That video of the Trump speech was very hard to watch he just rambled and rambled and It got to a point where he just kept touching on things that he had already touched on not ten seconds earlier, I am sure there were those of the press and people who had gathered to hear this speech, just sitting there and wondering when he was going to say something that made an ounce of sense, as nothing that I heard did. If this poor man is not suffering from some sort of dementia-related memory loss then frankly it doesn’t exist,… Read more »
drjillinNH
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drjillinNH

He never HAD dignity.

Douglas BardeMacNamara
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Douglas BardeMacNamara

Jeeze, a crazy thief with the brains of a mud puddle–how did we get so lucky?
Oh yeah, the Electoral College. Sigh…

Independent
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Independent

I love mud puddles. You can jump in them, stomp them and smash them dry.

OCIndie
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OCIndie

It’s the Greatest. It’s so Great there’s Nothing Like It. The Best is always Yet To Come. We’re Taking On: health, education, welfare, freedom, immigration, taxes, those pesky liberals, Nancy Pelosi, so many many things. Your head will be spinning. Just wait, Re-elect me. Re-elect me and nothing will be the same ever again. I promise you It Wil Be So Great. In the meantime, buy Goya because their CEO loves me.

SteveP
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SteveP

You’ve encapsulated Trump’s entire speeches in just one comment.

Independent
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Independent
Where is he sending moscow mitch so he can accomplish all this? Maybe just forcing mitchy to bring up the hundreds of laws that Congress sent over that mitchy refuses to bring up for a vote. He is so busy packing the courts “during an election year” he doesn’t have time to do a proper job. Amazing how that law became null and void. Time to send another check to his opponent. I hear she is doing well. Please God let her win. Let everyone vote. Stop the voting corruption that the republicans have down to a science. Don’t allow… Read more »
drjillinNH
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drjillinNH

Freaking, dangerous, malicious, EVIL maggot!
Wanna know OUR agenda, Sociopath-in-Chief? Seeing you crushed on 11.3.20, and being hauled away on 1.20.2021.

chris whitley
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chris whitley

So many things. Things, things, and things. So much. It just chokes him up to think about it. He just can’t put it into words. And if you believe any of that. I got some prime ocean front property for you to look at. So much land you wouldn’t believe it. Why just the view alone will knock you down.

Jocelyn DeCrescenzo
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Jocelyn DeCrescenzo

tRUMP, our PeeResident in the now OFFAL OFfice, is a remarkably STOOPID person. The peoples house and our constitution, which he has determinedly destroyed from day 1 has about 6 months more time to be reduced to rubble by the time Joe Biden is inaugurated. I am afraid, actually terrified-but not paralyzed by that fear, and entirely enraged and depressed by the current misadministration. Right now, ice cream and Sarah Cooper are what I hold onto. I can not wait to see what she does with this deranged assemblage of rambling, tone deaf, inarticulate, incoherent word salad.

GERALD ZUCKIER
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GERALD ZUCKIER

“So I think we’ll start sometime on Tuesday?”
elevates it to the sublime. Truly Monty Python territory.