*Full Disclosure* Unlike most of my articles,I didn’t actually plan this one, neither did I put a large amount of time into it. Personally, I think that it was an automatic response from my stand up comic bone to relieve the pressure and stress of the last few days, especially the vision of Iranian ballistic missiles disappearing onto the night sky. All I know is that it came to me in a literal blinding flash of manic insanity, almost completely written, and it just felt right. For those of you who didn’t particularly enjoy The Night Before Trumpmas, you might just want to give this one a pass, and wait for my next, more serious article.
This article is a parody of, and is sung to the tune of “The Inquisition” from Mel Brooks hysterical History of the World Part I For those of you who have not seen it I have posted the video below the article,, so that the rhythm and syntax of this ditty makes more sense.
The Trump Impeachment
The Trump impeachment. Go away!
The Trump impeachment. You can’t stay!
We have a mission, to acquit this clown
We’re gonna keep it, outta sight!
The facts will never, see the light!
Cuz believe us, the clown ain’t going down *Mo, the clown ain’t going down!*
Get lost! Don’t be stupid!
Begone! Don’t be dumb!
The point, you’re ignoring
Is Trump has the Senate underneath his thumb! *Oh, yes, he does!*
The Trump impeachment, cannot win
We won’t convict him, for his sin
Cuz me and Lindsey, we put in the fix
So, come on you whiny Democrats, you far left leaning little brats
You better change your votes before we sail!
Cuz the Trump impeachment’s! Going! To! Fail!
To know the future, look to the past. before the insanity of the 2020 election, relive the insanity of the 2016 GOP primary campaign, and the general election, to see how we got to where we are. Copies of President Evil, and the sequel, President Evil II, A Clodwork Orange are available as e-books on Amazon, at the links above. Catch up before the upcoming release of the third book in the trilogy, President Evil III: All The Presidents Fen