The Trump Twitter Archive is a beautiful thing. Want to find a treasure trove of Trump hypocrisy? It’s all here. And as we all know, there’s a tweet for simply every occasion. Like this one from 2014:
Our country is totally fractured and, with our weak leadership in Washington, you can expect Ferguson type riots and looting in other places
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 25, 2014
Yes, Archie Bunker Boy tweeted that more than five years ago, before scurrying to his hidey-hole to avoid reality.
Since there’s no point in building a Trump presidential library, as neither Trump nor any of his fans read or understand history, maybe they could raise money for a Trump Panic Room instead. Visitors could enjoy a meticulous re-creation of the place Donald Trump spent the most effective hours of his presidency — in a White House basement bunker paralyzed by chaos and shame.
Or here’s another idea: The Secret Service could stash Trump away in his bunker and just keep saying, “Oh, they’re still out there, Mr. President. We’ll let you know when the time comes. We’re looking at January 2021 at the earliest.”
Pence could fill in for a while, right? He’s a nut, but at least his cray-cray is compartmentalized.