Ted Cruz Tweets Deep State Conspiracy Theory To Explain Bolton’s Exit

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Where would we be without the depth of insight of Ted Cruz? Answer: anywhere would be an improvement. Here is the Texas Senator’s take on the political demise of his buddy John Bolton. Of course, it’s not Donald Trump’s fault, or Bolton’s fault, it’s the fault of mysterious forces.

Why doesn’t Trump just open up a Department of Conspiracy Theory and be done with it? Ted Cruz can head it up. After all, we know that Ted Cruz’ father didn’t kill JFK. Elvis killed JFK and Ted Cruz’ father killed Elvis — and then went into partnership with Bigfoot, where they faked the moon landing, and thereby deduced that the earth was flat. Maybe Mike Pence could rewrite the Lord’s prayer, too. “Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, in flat earth as it is in flat heaven.” Hey, seriously — is this any weirder than what Cruz just said? Or what Pence spews?

 

 

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Mary
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Mary

This administration proves that you need more than clowns to operate a respectable circus…

Inzane
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You can get 10 Clowns in a VW, how many do you get in the White House?
T00000 many!!!

Mary
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Now that Jeff Sessions is gone… theirs no tiny clown for the VW glove box… I heard in the Whitehouse he was the “Elf on the Shelf…” The incredibly sinister little “Elf on the shelf…”

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As seen in a men’s room wall in Colorado…” Here I sit – Butt cheeks a-flexin’…. Givin’ birth… to another Texan…”