We note that it is Friday, and Nicole Wallace is saying smart shit on TV, which means two things. It is near the end of the work week, and I have a mad crush on Wallace. As is our custom, your weekend “Pick-six” What Would Jason Pick to Click? Can’t beat Jane’s Addiction, “Jane Says” from the Hammerstein Ballroom: BEST FOOTBALL GAME of the WEEKEND: #7 Auburn University versus #10 Univ of Florida CBS: 2:30 p.m. BEST BRAINFOOD SMART STUFF TO IMPRESS NICOLE: “Your Brain Hallucinates Your Conscious Reality.” THE BEST EXPLANATION YET FOR THE LAST 60 YEARS: The US government made a pact with Aliens for otherworldly technology https://t.co/f7jsJRuORi via @alienufovideos — Alien UFO Sightings (@alienufovideos) October 2, 2019 That part is actually true, and if you want to know how true, you need to read my novel. Readers who used to think UFOs were freaky-conspiracy theory stuff started questioning which “reality” to really believe in. I am not sure what I believe, but the questions are fun. BEST THING ON THE INTERNET THIS WEEK For the love of god someone get this dog a beer!???? pic.twitter.com/SyO2nlGST5 — Funny videos / cute videos (@BestVideosviral) September 30, 2019 BEST COLD-OPEN on SNL in a While: As always we will be around for breaking news, but I have a daughter who wants to go to a football game with her friends, and I am chaperoning, so … I can’t wait. **** Peace, y’all Jason firstname.lastname@example.org and Twitter: @MiciakZoom
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