Proving once again that everything in Trump’s life is “transactional,” Donald Trump lashed out at Mitt Romney today. Of course Trump did. We could have written the headline yesterday. However, as per usual, there is an “only-Trump” angle that, well, “only Trump” could have come up with. He wants Romney “impeached.” I’m hearing that the Great People of Utah are considering their vote for their Pompous Senator, Mitt Romney, to be a big mistake. I agree! He is a fool who is playing right into the hands of the Do Nothing Democrats! #IMPEACHMITTROMNEY — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 5, 2019 Umm, dude? Never mind. Yes! Definitely, get someone on your staff on that. There must be a way for you to impeach Mitt, find it! Oh, and Trump wants you to know that he is correcting the record on who is interfering with the 2020 presidential election: Not only are the Do Nothing Democrats interfering in the 2020 Election, but they are continuing to interfere in the 2016 Election. They must be stopped! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 5, 2019 Let us set aside the question as to how one “interferes” in an election that occurred three years ago, in which one lost. According to Trump, it is the Democrats who are “interfering” in the 2020 presidential election, not him. Of course it is, because we all know that one of Donald’s favorite tactics is to take your accusation and accuse you of the crime. Hillary colluded with Russia, the Democrats are interfering with the 2020 election, and the Air Force is paying me to sleep at my house. Speaking of Hillary. She still lives rent-free in Trump’s pointed head. Breathe in this desperation, knowing how thoroughly puckered a guy’s gotta be to tweet shit like this on a beautiful October Saturday: So Crooked Hillary Clinton can delete and acid wash 33,000 emails AFTER getting a Subpoena from the United States Congress, but I can’t make one totally appropriate telephone call to the President of Ukraine? Witch Hunt! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 5, 2019 Yessss. That kind of presidential desperation is like crisp air, sunshine, colored leaves … beautiful. **** Peace, y’all Jason email@example.com and on Twitter @MiciakZoom
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