For once, dogkiller dad Mike Huckabee has had a great idea. You know how even the broken clock is right twice a day, and so forth, well, this is Mike Huckabee’s moment in the sun. He’s come up with an original idea on how Donald Trump can singlehandedly get rid of the coronavirus, and Twitter is right there with him, endorsing it. Is there anyone left in politics who doesn’t live in their own personal fantasy world — Alex Murphy (@Dr_VanNostrin) February 28, 2020 Isn’t this great super hero imagery? This is better than Superman flying into outer space to reverse the spin of the planet, so that it would become yesterday, and Lois Lane wouldn’t die from too much dirt in her car. (You had to be there.) PENCE: Ok task force, ideas.FALWELL JR.: We could separate folks into different pools.PENCE: No more pools Jerry.WHITE: Those with virus will burn in hell!PENCE: Think containment Paula.HUCKABEE: I got a community spread joke.KIM DAVIS: Punish the gays?PENCE: Perfect! — Jeremy Newberger (@jeremynewberger) February 27, 2020 I'm with Huckabee on this one. Trump should absolutely try to personally suck the virus out of everyone and swim to the bottom of the sea.#SuckItTrump — Samantha Adams (@MsSamAdams) February 28, 2020 Rick Wilson says we absolutely do not want to access Mike Huckabee’s PornHub history and I concur. What kind of a mind thinks like that? Yes, I know, one that sought the GOP nomination for president in 2016. It was the reality TV actor or this imbecile. That was some talent on that bench. No wonder we’re where we are right now.
Mike Huckabee and Ann Coulter don’t like one another. They’ve been at odds for years, since when Huckabee suggested that he didn’t believe it was right to “punish the children of an illegal because the parents did something when the kid was three or four years-old.” Coulter replied by saying Huckabee was a“liberal Christian,” an innocuous phrase to most of us, but a vicious dig in conservative wingnut circles. That being the case, it’s not surprising that Huckabee attempted to ride to Donald Trump’s rescue, over Coulter’s recent accusation of Trump offering amnesty and being a clone of Jeb Bush. Daily Beast: “Well first of all, Ann Coulter, if she’s got the way to get it done then let her run for office,” Huckabee replied. “She’s never done that. So she’s never had to be in the position of having to sit down and work through something to a solution. I have and the president’s in that position. And you’re not going to get everything you want.” He then misquoted “those great political scientists of all time, The Rolling Stones” by telling Coulter and Trump, “You don’t always get what you want” and urging the president to make some “concessions” on those undocumented immigrants who were brought here by their parents. Asked by Kilmeade why Trump “cares so much what Ann Coulter thinks,” Huckabee replied, “Well, I know he doesn’t want people to go out and try to stir up his base against him. And I’m not sure why she would, because she’s got to deep down know that he can’t just be arbitrary.” Ann Coulter is “stirring up the base” and that’s just not cool, not according to Mike Huckabee. It will be interesting to see what else Huckabee comes up with if Coulter, Drudge and Limbaugh continue to defect from the ranks of the Trump illuminati. Both Drudge and Limbaugh have been on the political scene quite a while, and they intend to still be standing when Donald Trump is relegated to the non-fiction shelves and the history books. As for Coulter, she’ll probably find a new wingnut champion, because she’s clearly disillusioned with Trump. He’s no longer “E Pluribus Awesome.”
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