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Jarvanka is at Individual-1’s side, because nepotism has too many syllables

The biggest leaker of them all: Jarvanka will throw all kinds of folks under the bus. Jarvanka thinks that because Barr prevented the Mueller...

Jarvanka Pushing to Dump Pence from Ticket in Longshot Attempt to Restart Campaign

Well. Next time Trump says anything about how he’s 20 points up in “real polls” and how he knows he’s got the support to win in 2020, you can laugh about the fact that not only is he lying, even he knows he’s lying. Trump’s most trusted “advisors” the Jarvanka combo have the White House shaking because everyone knows the truth. They are in trouble. So what does Trump do when in trouble? He fires someone, of course, because it is clearly someone else’s issue. He isn’t changing. His latest target according to Vanity Fair, is Pence. Now, of course we have heard speculation before about talk. We have most certainly not heard that the two most powerful “advisors” were pushing this hard. In this darkening political environment, Trump and his advisers are debating various Hail Mary strategies that might reset the campaign. One idea being pushed by Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump, which was first reported by Axios, would be to dump Vice President Mike Pence from the ticket and replace him with former U.N. ambassador Nikki Haley. “They threaten Mike every week that they’re going to take him off the ticket,” a Republican in touch with Pence’s camp told me. “They tell him, ‘You have to go here and say this, you have to go there and do that.’” (The White House, Pence, and Kushner declined to comment.) My god these are horrible people. Oh, I know, we knew that. First of all, there is a way to make Pence somewhat ready for the news, without being dicks about it. They can talk about how the Democrats will destroy the nation if Trump doesn’t win, and they have to do something, that it’s something that is their issue. But, nope, they let him know by “threatening” Pence, who certainly deserves it, but that doesn’t make it okay for these people to do it. Moreover, WTF is the “they” thing about Jarvanka ordering Pence around??? Technically, Pence is the second highest on the food chain. He is the only other person “elected” to a position. So, it would seem staff, especially those two, would be somewhat respectful. Ha, that’s funny, “respectful,” as if they give a shit about anyone but themselves. Second, if this truly is something that Trump needs, isn’t supposed to be Trump telling Pence what is needed? *Bonus little fact. Steve Bannon has told reporters that when Ivanka would get too uppity in meetings and such, he would remind her that she is “just a staffer there.” She would yell out that “No she is not,” she would respond; “I am not a staffer, I am the first Daughter!” And that, my great friends here, is so telling, and just so much bullshit. Have any of us heard of a first daughter before? Sasha? Future president Malia? The Bush twins? Of course not. Ivanka just invented a title that she thinks she deservers out of “respect.” Now, onward Anyway, I don’t wanna beat you down with another long quote, so I’ll summarize by saying the White House knows damn well that they’re getting crushed in the polls, and that women can’t stand Trump. He will piss off Evangelicals, but they figure Evangelicals have nowhere else to go, certainly not voting “Democrat.” So, they’ll infuriate Evangelicals and make the move toward […]

Why The Hell Did Jarvanka Show Up Anyway?!

Saturday marked the memorial service for Senator John McCain and left people wondering why the hell Jarvanka were at the Washington National Cathedral after Daddy-O Trump was asked not to attend.  Likely the Asshole-in-Chief was worried about being upstaged (he was!) so sent his convoy to make his mark.  And, sadly, it worked. Many, likely […]

‘They’re In A World Of S*it’ Javanka Losing Friends, Regretting That Washington Even Happened

The days of putting on evening dress and mouse ears and appearing at the chic parties, such as the Metropolitan Museum All Hallow’s Eve Gala, where Javanka used to be a fixture but this year were conspicuously absent, are behind them now. Jared has...

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