Remember how back in the mists of ancient history, circa 2016, we had something called the You Can’t Make This Shit Up file? It started out in a filing cabinet, then grew exponentially to cover several floors. Then it had to move to an island, and then to the center of one of the moons of Mars? And then it became so overwhelming that we just started living in it, it became our reality, the new abnormal. So this tweet from David Duke won’t shock or surprise you at all, because you, like me, like all of us, are completely numbed. President Trump! You have one last chance to turn the tables, win this election and save America — and yourself ! Nominate Tucker Carlson for Vice President. This would energize your campaign beyond belief. You can replace Zio NeoCon warmonger Pompeo with Pence as Sec. of State! — David Duke (@DrDavidDuke) July 9, 2020 Didn’t bat an eyelash, did you? Why would you? In this day and age, the game show host putting a Fox News host on the ticket, at the behest of the former Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan makes complete sense. I’ll bet Spike Lee reads this tweet and yawns, it’s so unremarkable. Not all Trump supporters are KKK members or Neo-Nazis, but almost all KKK members and Neo-Nazis are Trump supporters, and 1) that's pretty telling and 1) the rest of his supporters tolerate that — So Far, Noir (@SoFarNoir) July 9, 2020 And forget Pence as Secretary of State. No, give the job to Jared. He’s doing it already anyhow. At least he meddled enough in foreign affairs to annoy Rex Tillerson, when he had the gig and opined, silly man, that “there’s only one secretary of state.” Could be, Rex, but you weren’t it, you just thought so. So we have Jared heading State, Jeannine Pirro at Justice, Lou Dobbs at Treasury, Laura Ingraham as Ambassador to the United Nations. And we give Bill O’Reilly the post of Secretary of the Interior and he can host weekly cross burnings in our national parks, just to let everybody know who’s running the place. And here’s the jewel in the crown: Secretary of Defense, Alex Jones. Remember his psychotic rant about America being invaded by Satan and space aliens? Alex Jones is already looking down in the cellar and watching the skies. He’ll keep us safe. Oh my! -????when this guy supports you, then you know where @TuckerCarlson and @FoxNews stands on race. — bgr (@Begonia47) July 9, 2020 Serious question: will the KKK be dying their white hoods and robes red if trump (sic) wins? Will they stamp MAGA on their robes or hoods as well? — George J. Zaidan (@gjzaidan) July 9, 2020 I agree. Or Kayne even better! Pence is too sleepy. Need some energy. Campaign has been low energy. Only Trump is bringing it. Another good choice for VP would be Mitch or you David. You are hard nose. Do it! #MAGA2020 Protect our rebel statues! — RedneckNeverTrump (@TrevorCalgary) July 9, 2020 I actually wanted Kanye to take Ben Carson’s job and that’s simply because I didn’t think that it could be executed more incompetently than Carson and the wedding planner are doing it, but I could be wrong. […]
Jared Kushner has been annoying all sorts of folks the past few days, First, he was at the 2019 TIME Magazine 100 summit, declaring, “I think the investigations [Mueller’s] and all of the speculation that’s happened for the last two years has had a much harsher impact on our democracy than a couple Facebook ads.” A couple Facebook ads? An army of bots designed to influence the outcome of the election, and succeeding, scarcely qualifies as a “couple Facebook ads.” Kushner was summarily put in his place by White House correspondent Brian Bennett, who countered Kushner’s open lie that the Trump campaign didn’t know about Russian interference. “By October 6th the U.S intelligence services did make the assessment public. That Russia was involved in a social media campaign to influence the election.” Now, on the opposite side of the coin, Kushner has incurred the wrath of none other than former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke. #FireKushner#FireKushner#FireKushner… pic.twitter.com/Na143jvhRs — David Duke (@DrDavidDuke) April 19, 2019 Evidently, David Duke thinks that Kushner is more of an operative of Israeli intelligence, than he is assistant to the Trump administration. This is not the first time Duke has spoken out on this, either. Trump announces "One Year Warning" to Mexico! Mr. Prez, you can forget about your re-election. With vile Zionist cucking, and your total turnaround on every critical issue led by Anti-Christ Kushner…Does the Mossad and its Epstein Island Lolita Express have something on you? pic.twitter.com/h6uLlQqYQ8 — David Duke (@DrDavidDuke) April 4, 2019 Whew. This level of bickering is starting to make Pizzagate sound like rational discourse. Kushner might qualify for a title like “anti-Christ” by way of being buddies with some of the vilest people on the planet, namely his father in law and Mohammad bin Salman, for openers, but it’s a different leap of faith altogether to accuse him of being in charge of a vast global Zionist plot. In any event, the takeaway here is that David Duke, who was proudly marching in the streets with his KKK goons the day after Trump was elected, is now at odds with Trump, his once-perfect Uber Meister. Good. Let them eat each other like rats in a burlap bag.
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