Tag:Christmas

It’s a Wonderful Life in Spite of What Donald Trump is Doing to Make it Suck. Have a Very Blue Xmas

The current President of the United States has made this holiday season more difficult than it ever needed to be. Donald Trump has shut...

There is no War on Christmas. But Republicans want us to believe there is

Is it okay to wish someone you don’t know, who may not be Christian, a “Merry Christmas”? This is a debate that seems to come...

First Tweets: putting the ‘mas back in Xmas, Trump threatens to fire Mnuchin

...Because of course, it’s Steve Mnuchin’s fault the stock market’s down, not any of those stupid trade “policies” or the idiocy of threatening post-WWII economic...

“A Very Special Counsel Christmas.” Colbert, Kringle and Mueller Bust Trump.

You’ve all been very good this year, so, as the mango miscreant pity tweets in the Oval, I bring you good tidings of great...

Baking? Books? Booze? Self-care in the age of Trump

We need to keep fighting. We need to be able to keep fighting. What do you do to keep going? You give yourself what you need—or...

Trump Steals A 7 Year Old’s Xmas, Asking If S/he ‘Still Believes In Santa’

Maybe this is from last year, because supposedly Trump is Home Alone, with only Twitter to succor and soothe. But then, Melania did fly back to Washington, so maybe this took place tonight. In either case, it’s a ghastly thing to say to a kid, any year. And do you suppose it crossed his thick skull that a child wouldn’t call to track the progress of Santa unless s/he believed in him? Maybe Trump should screen “Miracle On 34th Street,” although it’s probably too complex for the dense meshes of his mind to grasp, to understand that the reality of Santa is the joy of giving and sharing, and that’s why Santa is real to the rest of us forever, no matter what age of kid we are. Merry Christmas from the Bears, Ursula, Smokey, Paddington, Pooh and Gummi. (Trumpy has been excommunicated and sent to live with Betsy DeVos.) “The Grinch Trump hated Christmas — the whole Christmas season. Oh, please don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all… may have been that his heart soul was 2 sizes too small.” But just think as you snuggle in your beds tonight, friends, that a story’s only so good as how it ends, And the Christmas Eve will come, a very great night, Where there is no more Trump, and we’re delivered from this plight. And on that great night, they will cry from each hall, “Here’s a lump of coal for Trump, the biggest Has-Been of them all.” No audience, no show, and we shall shall live to see it. Trump without the glare of publicity will melt just like the Wicked Witch. Cheers.

The Twelve Lies of Trumpmas

Because there’s so many lies and the media typically reports on them individually, it’s hard to realize the full width and breadth of the corruption...

You Better Watch Out, the Xians Are Gonna Get You If Your Holiday Decoration Violates Code

Wingnuts roasting on an open fire, Mike Pence talking to his toes, some people in Louisiana simply do not like other peoples’ concepts of holiday cheer. A Christmas lawn display of inflated dragons wearing Santa Claus hats aroused the ire of some of the neighbors, who decided to send hate mail to the dragon-stylist, during this season of love and joy. “Your dragon display is only marginally acceptable at Halloween. It is totally inappropriate at Christmas. It makes your neighbors wonder if you are involved in a demonic cult. God Bless you and help you to learn the true meaning of Christmas,” the nasty note read. This diversity business is truly getting out of hand. Good gawd-fearing people need to make it clear to the heathens: 1. The Xian cult is the only acceptable cult, 2. be sure to have a white baby Jesus, only, in all Nativity scenes, to properly reflect his Aryan gawd, and 3. if your kid asks, “Mommy, are reindeer and polar bears indigenous to Bethlehem?” smack him up the side of his head. It’s thinking like that that got us away from the one, true religion. And what about football? Five minutes of a discussion on Christmas, and nobody has brought up football yet. Ask any true practitioner of the Wingnuttia Faith, particularly south of the Mason-Dixon line, Christmas is all about Jesus and football. And retail. Carry on.

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