#SuckItTrump Trends As Mike Huckabee Suggests Novel Solution To Coronavirus

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For once, dogkiller dad Mike Huckabee has had a great idea. You know how even the broken clock is right twice a day, and so forth, well, this is Mike Huckabee’s moment in the sun. He’s come up with an original idea on how Donald Trump can singlehandedly get rid of the coronavirus, and Twitter is right there with him, endorsing it.

Isn’t this great super hero imagery? This is better than Superman flying into outer space to reverse the spin of the planet, so that it would become yesterday, and Lois Lane wouldn’t die from too much dirt in her car. (You had to be there.)

Rick Wilson says we absolutely do not want to access Mike Huckabee’s PornHub history and I concur. What kind of a mind thinks like that? Yes, I know, one that sought the GOP nomination for president in 2016. It was the reality TV actor or this imbecile. That was some talent on that bench. No wonder we’re where we are right now.

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3 Comments on "#SuckItTrump Trends As Mike Huckabee Suggests Novel Solution To Coronavirus"

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erik faber
erik faber

Whouu! Just as I thought the US goverment couldn’t get any stupider, Huckabee turns up: Hold my beer! Sorry, but US is a laughing stock thruout the world!

Dick Panico
Dick Panico

They can always be more stupid!
Especially when they try !

Dick Panico
Dick Panico

Well , ya maybe, but what part of everyone’s
body will he suck it from .
He’s beeN sucking from the wallet of most
American Taxpayers , now with his golf games.
So if he wants to suck out the virus,
where do folks line up ?
Huckabuck , has a good idea . If Trump likes it,
he may become the new CDC ( head ), soon !