Private citizen Rudy Giuliani will be requesting an audience before Congress in the not too distant future, according to the man he serves as personal attorney, on a pro bono basis, Donald Trump. “… he did get back from Europe just recently and I know — he has not told me what he found, but I think he wants to go before Congress and say, and also to the attorney general and the Department of Justice, and I hear he found plenty.” Here’s what Giuliani tweeted two days ago.

Rudy and his henchmen, Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman, were engaged in a shadow foreign policy scheme in Ukraine, and managed to topple Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch, but expect that to be whitewashed entirely with finger pointing and more unsubstantiated allegations about Joe Biden and his son Hunter. Both-siderism and bullshit are Trump’s key weapons, a default position that he has to take, since his “defense” to impeachment — and everything — lacks any substance, let alone the depth he’s alleging Rudy will provide. But the pretense of both will be pretended and presented by Giuliani and by Trump’s newest right-wing media ally, OAN network. If you doubt for a moment Trump’s commitment to this delusion, take a look at what he tweeted about being “the greatest of all presidents.”

This is what 73 years of self-obsession and consequence-free bubble living, while eating junk food, spraying strands of hair over a bald pate with glue, and watching Fox TV gets you. Word to the wise. As to Giuliani, this may be his last stand. He’s been banned from Fox News and purportedly Jarvanka is out to get him. Either one of those circumstances is bad for a Trumpite, the two in concert are certain death. Rudy may need to grab some coffee filters and head out for his new career in obscurity. The next few weeks will be interesting, that much is certain.

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  1. Just from an outside perspective, It appears that Trump and Rudy are as bad as each other when it comes to promoting conspiracy theories.
    I would love to know where these things start , is there a group of right-wing propagandists locked in a dungeon somewhere pumping this crap out on a monthly basis and the emailing it to trump and rudy to further spread among the faithful believers.

    One thing I do know is that I love it when they fall on their faces when their claims are totally proven wrong beyond doubt.
    It cracks me up

  2. Every bit of “information” Trudy has supposedly found is purely fabricated. The sources he used are as corrupt and dishonest as he and turdmuffin are. The only people who would believe it are his kook -ade kult followers. Trudy keeps digging the hole deeper and deeper. It’s amusing to see though

  3. Rudy managed to find new evidence that our CIA, FBI and whoever else we sent over didn’t find. And they said Maria Y. was bad with no proof and who was easily debunked. Even Barr’s fake investigation has turned up crap so far. And they talk about democrats and impeachment. These nuts need their meds adjusted. Course not before we send them to prison.


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