Hey, does anyone remember when Trump made a complete ass out of himself on July 4th when he started raving about the Continental Army taking over airports during the Revolutionary War?
Kellyanne sure does. Who knows, maybe she even wrote the damn ridiculous speech!! All I know is that she must have had some kind of fevered, wild-eyed, cult-induced premonition about the spectacle. If not, why would she have worn this getup to the orange buffoon’s inauguration two years ago?:
♫ Guns. And ships. And so the balance shifts. ♫ pic.twitter.com/DpPICbCI5L
— Slade (@Slade) January 20, 2017
Either she was going for the playing the part of a Revolutionary War flight attendant or very poorly-aged French schoolgirl. Or maybe both.
Either way, AUDITION NAILED!!
Yes, only a fever-induced-audition-dream or a complete idiot could come up with this bit of butchered history:
“In June of 1775, the Continental Congress created a unified Army out of the Revolutionary Forces encamped around Boston and New York, and named after the great George Washington, commander in chief. The Continental Army suffered a bitter winter of Valley Forge, found glory across the waters of the Delaware and seized victory from Cornwallis of Yorktown.
“Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rocket’s red glare it had nothing but victory. And when dawn came, their star-spangled banner waved defiant.”
Worst 4th of July. Ever.
And possibly the worst part? John F. Kennedy, Jr. didn’t even return from the dead, as many Trump supporters were convinced he would.