Republicans and Ramps Don’t Mix. Mike Pence Becomes the Next Gerald Ford On Air Force Two

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Gerald Ford’s life was never the same after he stumbled on the steps of Air Force One and then Chevy Chase conveyed the image into everybody’s living rooms and psyches. Today, Mike Pence joins Ford in the pantheon of clumsy Republicans who can’t walk on ramps. Seriously.

Rampophobia is going to become the new GOP gauntlet. If you want to run for office on their ticket, you’re going to have to attend Ramp Etiquette 101, and demonstrate an ability to dominate the battlefield that the ramp imposes. There will be an advanced course on umbrellas and ramps.

And Pence did this WITH handrails. That was Trump’s gripe at West Point, that there “were no handrails and it was like a skating rink.”

And then there’s this jewel. Remember this?

Another GOP legend is born.

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8 Comments on "Republicans and Ramps Don’t Mix. Mike Pence Becomes the Next Gerald Ford On Air Force Two"

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Rutokin
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Rutokin

Just another epic fail, the best is yet to come

Dick Panico
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Dick Panico

Actually they are much like RAMPS.
The stinking onions type.
So they do mix , they just smell bad !

Inzane
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Inzane

How well can he see with his nose in the trump rump!

fishouttaH2o
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fishouttaH2o

When nobody bothers to tell you there’s toilet paper on your shoe you can bet that everybody despises you. Everybody, & they’re willing to allow you to look like a total imbecile in front of the entire world to prove it too. Thanks Ursula. Never gets old.

Alfred Higgins
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Alfred Higgins

But Republicans and tramps do mix!

chris whitley
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chris whitley

Another one down, another one bites the dust. Mike Pence new heme song. Bohemian rhapsody I believe.