‘Rake’ News From Finland — Guess What? They Do Have Fires, Ascribe Problems To Climate Change

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You’ll be pleased to know that Californians aren’t suffering the effects of climate change, they’re just slobs. Happily, Donald Trump flew into the state on Saturday to offer housekeeping advice.

Now the latitude of Finland is 6,000 miles north of California, totally different climate, the arctic circle is…ahh forget it. This is Donald Trump, what else could you expect besides off point, blithering idiocy?

Now, the Finns do in fact have fires and guess to what they’re ascribed? Yes. Climate change, not landscaping.

Anybody know where to find Chance the Gardener? There’s an opening at the White House for Chief of Staff, we’re told. Match made in heaven.

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