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Surprise, surprise, the FBI got their forensics experts on the case and the now famous missing text messages between Strzok and Page have been unearthed. They must not have used the same acid bleach bath or whatever Trump said it was that Hillary did. 

Wow, indeed. The Hill:

Some GOP lawmakers in recent days have honed in on an exchange in recently recovered texts in which Strzok and Page make reference to a “secret society.” Johnson, one of the senators who has voiced concerns about this exchange, acknowledged Thursday morning that it is possible the “secret society” reference was made in jest.

“Are you even going to give out your calendars?,” Page asked Strzok in one of the messages. “Seems kind of depressing. Maybe it should just be the first meeting of the secret society.”

Horowitz wrote in the letter to Johnson and Grassley that his office will provide copies of the recovered texts to the Justice Department, after which leadership can decide how to proceed with distributing the information to Senate committees. 

I love the smell of a deflated conspiracy theory in the morning. It smells like hilarity. 

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