Over the weekend Resident Dumbass took advantage of his assembled Republican brain-trust, such as it is, at Camp David by lingering in his soiled sheets and Tweeting about a sycophantic column in the New York Post which I will not direct your attention to…
That’s when President SpellChek took over…
“Just a day after he declared himself a “very stable genius” and “like, really smart,” President Donald Trump mixed up the word “consequential” with “consensual” in an embarrassing tweet.
The screwup appeared in a Sunday night tweet in which Trump praised a supportive column in the New York Post. Writer Michael Goodwin lauded Trump’s “enormous consequential presidency,” but Trump referred to it in his tweet as an “enormous consensual presidency.”
It took dumbass President @realDonaldTrump an hour of Twitter mocking him before he noticed. #ConsensualPresidency pic.twitter.com/hbHsaiPORQ
â Isaac Kvasager (@ikvasager) January 8, 2018
You might also notice that Resident Fullonignoramus also edited out the bit when Goodwin admitted being frustrated by Groppenfuhrer, echoing a sentiment undoubtedly shared by every woman who has had the misfortune of stripping sheets with him…
Twitter, of course, was quick to weigh in:
Even his typos are factually inaccurate: this is the least #ConsensualPresidency in history. Lost pop. vote by 3 mil, lowest approval ratings…
â As for me and my house, we will serve the Orb (@adjournpal) January 8, 2018
America’s Stable Genius just tweeted out a writer’s email address instead of the link to his story.
I guess we’re supposed to email him and ask for a copy.#consensualpresidency. pic.twitter.com/7OcCnHiMeT
â The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) January 8, 2018
There are at least 19 women who kept telling us Trump didn’t know what “consensual” meant.
They were right.#ConsensualPresidency pic.twitter.com/sOjouqrkLlâ Cling 2 Reality (@Cling2Reality) January 8, 2018
In case @realDonaldTrump needs to understand what a #ConsensualPresidency looks like: pic.twitter.com/XL9VAlbSCS
â â Ben Schaefer â (@BenSchaefer5) January 8, 2018
IâÂÂm going to use both of them in the same sentence for you, @realDonaldTrump –
âÂÂThe presidentâÂÂs sexual advances were not consensual, and they were consequential in defining his character and fitness for office.âÂÂ#ConsensualPresidency #ImpeachNowâ Ashley (@LupieSmash) January 8, 2018
The Stable Genius Strikes Again!#ConsensualPresidency #NonConsensualNation pic.twitter.com/32dGdSlyR3
â William Collins (@IH8Traitors) January 8, 2018
I did not give any consent and I would now like to use my safe word: #impeach #consensualpresidency
â Crush Orange (@griffgirl20) January 8, 2018
Or maybe it was. #ConsensualPresidency pic.twitter.com/VWMmRkOuMl
â Susie Frierson Price (@waxingcamelias) January 8, 2018
#Covfefe IâÂÂm the best typo ever!#ConsensualPresidency: Hold my keyboard.
â GregEsq (@GregEsq) January 8, 2018
Consensual is to consequential as dipshit is to ________________? #ConsensualPresidency
â Rob Fairbank (@robfairbank) January 8, 2018
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