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Betsy DeVos Easily Knocks Out Trump In First Round Of White House IQ Test (Satire)

Stung by the “fake news” of Rex Tillerson being smarter than he is, Donald Trump demanded satisfaction and challenged Tillerson and others to a duel: WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an I.Q.-test tournament devised by Donald Trump to determine...

FEMA: “Not our job to deliver water and food” to Puerto Ricans. Think I am making this up? Wrong!

FEMA says it is not their responsibility to distribute food and water to Puerto Rican survivors of Maria and Irma, according to a recent report by Rachel Maddow.  Are you serious?!    That was the response Rachel got when FEMA was asked why it...

Are You Ready For A Unified Field Theory Of Trump, Which Explains Everything?

Donald Trump may have become a cultural icon by pretending to build businesses on The Apprentice, but the fact is that transactions have always been his forte. He builds nothing. He’s a grifter who specializes in buying and selling and cutting deals....

Mike Ditka: ‘There has been no oppression in the last 100 years that I know of’

From the Department of You Can’t Make This Sh*t Up, we have Mike Ditka, a former NFL player and Super Bowl winning coach, weighing in on the protests against police brutality and racial injustice: “I don’t see all the social injustice that some of...

The Fury of Donald Trump: A tragedy in every act

Donald Trump’s personality consists of one part perceiving every question, disagreement, or joke as a deadly insult that must be avenged. At all costs. Especially cost to others. And one part … No, wait. There’s just one part. In a matter of days,...
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Cartoon: News of the Times: Republicans move to suppress democratic rights of certain Americans

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