Ode To Bunker Boy A Ballad ‘Shove Your Bible Up Your A$$….’

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This is perfect. #BunkerBoy began immediately trending on Twitter when Trump went in the White House bunker to hide, the first time it had been used since 9/11 — and that was a little more intense than a few protesters in the park. Today on Fox Radio Trump worsened the situation by lying that he just went down to the bunker “to inspect.” Sure. Gotta make sure those brass doorknobs shine and those crystal chandeliers sparkle, right? Now everybody is laughing all over again.

Singer and songwriter Courtney Jay was inspired to pen this charming little ditty, in honor of Trump the Lion Hearted. Take :45 to hear this, this is classic.

And this new ad depicts Trump the Courageous as well.

 

Update: 9:52 PDT I just found this in Trump’s Twitter feed. It’s Jimmy Kimmel’s take on the White House video showing Donald Trump, Man of God, on his triumphant processional to St. John’s

 

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4 Comments on "Ode To Bunker Boy A Ballad ‘Shove Your Bible Up Your A$$….’"

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samtam
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samtam

I prefer #BunkerBitch

Inzane
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Inzane

His bitch days are ahead!

Nps
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He will live in infamy

Lou
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Hey FAT MAN TRUMP. TAKE YOU BRATS AND LEAVE THE COUNTRY, ALONG WITH YOUR FOREIGN WIFE. THIS WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT LIKE IY WAS BEFORE YOU TRASHED, YOU DID IT HISTORY BOOKS WILL STATE YOUR PRESIDENTECY AS A CRUPT
FILTHY BEHAVIOR, RACIST., AND WORST IN HISTORY. THEY WILL SAY THAT PUT US BACK 75 YEARS. A TOTAL FAILER LOOSE AND A DEMENTED DISCUSTING .BEHAVIORAL. RATED -10 out of 10.