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The age of chivalry may be dead but Donald Trump lacks even common manners. Probably the most famous incident was during the campaign when he got into a car leaving Melania to walk around the back so she could get in. Then there was the famous scene on the White House steps when Trump forged ahead and Barack and Michelle Obama waited behind so that Melania could catch up. The most recent example of Trump’s total lack of consciousness was when he, Melania and Barron left Florida a few days ago. Trump was seen charging up the steps up Air Force One, umbrella deployed, while Melania and Barron got rained on. Newsweek:

Why would the president shield himself from the blustery conditions and not his wife and 11-year-old son? Perhaps it was his hair.

The president’s daughter Ivanka has described her father’s hair as a perfectly engineered do that requires multiple steps to whip up, according to Michael Wolff’s Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House.

“She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate—a contained island after scalp-reduction surgery—surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray,” the book says.

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