New MAGA corona-spiracy! Only blue staters are getting sick, because they want to hurt Trump

I said this when Donald Trump was first elected: Our country is too stupid to live.  I never meant it literally, though. I may have been wrong about that.

As RawStory has noted, MAGAs across the country are finding eerie significance in the fact that most of the COVID-19 cases reported so far have been in blue states. And they’re demonstrating a peculiar melange of smugness and schadenfreude over that fact:

This is why we can’t have nice things.

And to answer the question that’s top-of-your-febrile-little-minds: Yes, it is a coincidence. For one thing, it makes sense that some of the first domestic cases were reported on the West Coast, because of its proximity to Asia. And the West Coast just happens to be solid blue. It also makes sense that you’d see more cases reported in large population centers, which tend to be more liberal.

Also, two cases have now been reported in Florida and one in Arizona. Not exactly liberal redoubts. But keep thinking Donald Trump’s orange traffic cone of protection will keep you safe. See how that works.

 

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6 Comments on "New MAGA corona-spiracy! Only blue staters are getting sick, because they want to hurt Trump"

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DHG
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idiots, the coasts always get it first, they are the points of entry. Make no mistake Trumpkins it is also coming for you and it will devastate you more than the competent cities.

Rutokin
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Rutokin

The kook ade drinkers are a bunch of whiny,conspiracy theory, knuckle dragging moronic mouth breathers

Dick Panico
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Dick Panico

If the Dems are causing this , it will soon be
in the Trump’s White House.

Independent
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These “people” don’t deserve a reply. They are so freaking stupid and keep listening To donnie who is again lying. Many people are going to die and the virus does not care what your color, religion, or political choice is. That makes the virus smarter than donnie and the folks who pledge their allegiance to donnie. Good luck to them. Got a request from melania today. My response to her was she has opened the door to criticism. Before the request, wives and children were off limits. By sending me the nasty note she opened the door.
fishouttaH2o
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fishouttaH2o

The CDC told trump’s minions to not put healthy & sick people on the same planes & fly them back but they did anyway which makes no sense to anybody that’s ever taken a college microbiology course, & the people went to California & Texas. Now there’s cases in California & Texas. Go figure. Last time I checked Texas was a red state so now it’s up to Ted Cruz & John Cornyn to protect us. Better make sure my burial insurance is paid up.

Dick Panico
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Dick Panico
Yes , the bigger more traveled states ( most prosperous )states , are more likely to get more because they are more traveled than the poorest states. Most people don’t to go to poor business states . Also , we must believe that the homeless are “bound to became infected “soon , because they have no health care . They won’t be protected, because they don’t go to emergency rooms , until they feel near death . I think we must go into the homeless shelter’s (and quickly), because if it gets loose there , it will migrate to the… Read more »