Before Melania Trump mounted a mealy-mouthed defense of the tweety turd she’s pledged her love and devotion to — in the process appearing to side with her bully of a husband amidst her anti-bullying crusade — a real first lady stepped up and defended climate change activist Greta Thunberg from the baleful shart-geyser currently squatting in the Oval Office.
.@GretaThunberg, don’t let anyone dim your light. Like the girls I’ve met in Vietnam and all over the world, you have so much to offer us all. Ignore the doubters and know that millions of people are cheering you on.
— Michelle Obama (@MichelleObama) December 13, 2019
As is her wont, Obama went high after the ocher abomination went — well, “low” doesn’t adequately describe it, does it?
So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill! https://t.co/M8ZtS8okzE
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 12, 2019
I’m sure Greta appreciates the support, but I suspect she doesn’t much need it. She’s 10 times smarter than Trump and infinitely more dignified, serious, and moral.
Then again, so is my second-least-favorite intestinal fluke.
I reckon 100 times smarter is more accurate.
Thanks for the breath of fresh air, Michelle. It’s gotten pretty disgusting out here, as you know.